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Found Your Spank Bank

I Found Your Spank Bank And You’re A Perverted Stroker

I wasn’t looking for your spank bank, but when I was searching for that recipe in the browser history, all these…interesting…sites came up.  And did you really think you could save your Tumblr and porn favorites in a file that was called “Restaurant Menus”?  We can’t ever find any of them, but you have a folder full of them.  Well, after looking through all this stuff, I can tell you have some pretty kinky fantasies!

A Menu of Perversion

Maybe that’s why you gave the folder that title because it was quite the menu of perverted pictures and fantasies.  Teasing, denial, chastity seemed to be the favorite topics.  Of course, there was caging, orgasms, ruined orgasms, and…where did you ever come up with this?  Enforced Cunnilingual Servitude?  That’s a fantastic and imaginative way to describe facesitting and pussy worship. I’m impressed!

I Can Be Your Mistress

Am I mad?  I’m only mad because you kept all this hidden instead of telling me!  I can be your Mistress, control your cock, tease you until you cry and then lock up your cock in chastity.  In fact, I ordered a cage this afternoon, 1-day shipping!  I am so looking forward to all the orgasms I’m going to be getting, using your face as my throne.  All while your balls ache and turn blue for me!  How about we start right now.  Get naked for me!  Be my good little slut and I might just let you have one final orgasm, but a ruined one!

Ramping Up Your Chastity

You’ve Spent A Long Time In Chastity

I Might think of YOU in chastity!

It’s been an entire year that your cock has been locked.  I am so proud of you.  You made it through the teasing and edging, the monthly ruined orgasms, the quarterly full releases.  You’ve become such a good and . . . → Read More: Ramping Up Your Chastity

How To Know If You Have A Pindick Problem

Wondering If Your Dick Is Small

If you’re wondering if you have a pindick? If you have to wonder, then you most certainly do!  Let’s be honest here, why would it even cross your mind if it wasn’t a small penis?  However, if you’re still on the fence as to whether you have an . . . → Read More: How To Know If You Have A Pindick Problem

Chastity Choice

A Choice Of Chastity For Jack

Chastity Mistress

Last night, I gave my subbie hubby Jack a chastity choice. I kept him right on the very edge as I rode him to orgasm after orgasm for me! Isn’t life as a Femdom grand!  By the time I was satisfied, I was pretty sure . . . → Read More: Chastity Choice

Cuckold Heaven And Hell

Cuckold Heaven

It’s finally happened, your hot wife has agreed to cuckold you!  You talked about it for many months, she talked dirty to you while stroking you or fucking you, telling you all about those hot men and how she couldn’t wait to get a really big, thick cock inside of her while . . . → Read More: Cuckold Heaven And Hell