Be Careful What You Wish For
Or just be careful! So many of my callers want to suck cock, but they’re…oh, let’s call it self-centered. They only want to suck their own cock. Now, if you were a faithful reader over last summer, you know I did a whole series on how to suck your own cock. But, I guess I left out some of the safety warnings!
Self Sucking
Getting A Good Stretch
You have to be flexible to suck your own dick. I mean, you have to pretty much bend yourself into a pretzel. If you’re going to do that, you want to make sure that you’re loose. Oh, who am I kidding, you’re the loosest slut around! But, I didn’t mean that kind of loose. I meant make sure you stretch out, and get those muscles, tendons and ligaments all stretched out. You don’t want to be just one last stroke away from getting that nice facial, when you tweak your back. That will ruin your orgasm for sure!
Try To Stay On The Bed
Make sure you’re aware of your surroundings. Once you get those legs thrown up over your head and resting behind your ears, you don’t want to end up squirming around and then – find yourself going ass over teakettle and ending up on the floor! Good little whores do belong on the floor, but only after you’ve shot that creamy, sticky load into your mouth. Or, better
Mistress Delia i am no stranger to selfsucking!I do get myself on the bed as you suggest.It is the bestplace for it.One side of my bed is against the wall and i go up the wall feet fisrt and get up as high as i can.Once up there i like to stroke my tiny little clit and when it gets nice and hard then i try to suck but have not had much luck eith it.I can get a few inches from my mouth but anyhting past that i get the feeling i am about to go ass over teakettle and end up on the floor!So i just stroke and when i am ready to cum get as close as i can and then open my mouth and let the spunk fly!I get a little bit of a facial and just rub it all over and go to sleep wearing it!I remember years ago a girlfriend i had used to love to force me to suck my own!She would grab me by the back of my head and push it down and when my cock was in my mouth she would push my head up and down as she talked dirty to me!
Ms Delia…thank you for the advice on self sucking. Lord knows I have tried more times than I care to admit. But I have come to the conclusion that I need a double jointed back….or a bigger cock. Neither of these are in the cards for me…so I guess I will have to be happy with giving myself a facial when I stroke to release….and be happy to suck on a dildo and kiss and lick it as I pretend that it’s what I would be doing to my cock if only I could…..masturbation is fun…self felatio would be even better…..but it’s not to be….I will probably always be a disappointed self sucker 🙁
I really wish I could suck my own dick. No woman wants to the second they see how tiny it is and are normally laughing hysterically.
ROFL!!
So true little dicked loser. I actually did get to see a self sucker this week. Lovely cock, and amazing cam show. Blog to come later this week… and it will not be about you and your tiny little nub!
🙂 Ms. Delia
Have you tried some yoga & stretching, PB?
I had a caller this week who could suck the head…and I DID get to see it on cam. He stretches and does some yoga. I will put more about that in my blog about it. Wow, just thinking of it, I am still wet 😉 Maybe we can get you there!!
Ms. Delia
Sounds so sexy, jeff!
How about getting on the floor instead of the bed? You may feel steadier! I LOVE what your ex girlfriend had you do. That is so perfect to get you to sucking.
Ms. Delia
Mistress Delia i will have to give the floor a try.Was just worried about the flat hard surface on my neck and upper back,but i guess i can put my pillow on the floor.The ex-girlfriend was the one that first introduced me to not only self sucking but also sucking others!Was with her for 2 years when i was in my 20’s.She did CBT,CFNM,Forced Bi,Feminization (Just wearing a nighty while blowing others) and some other things with me as well!
Absolutely! Use a pillow on the floor! It’ll work out really well 🙂
Mistress Delia i will give it a try today.Only wish you could be here not only to help me balance but a little humiliation as i selfsuck be so hot! 🙂
I am so excited, sissy! I hope to find out how you do!! I am sure you will show me!
Ms. Delia
In my younger days I could get my head into my mouth. I’ve never been able to do the legs over my head to self suck. I’ve used that position more times than I care to admit to eat my load, but not to suck. The only way I’ve been able to suck is to sit at the edge of a couch or bed, tuck my head down, and curl down to my cock with my legs togther holding up my balls and cock.
After losing a bunch of weight and getting back in shape I worked on trying it again. Unfortunately I pushed myself a little to far when I got very close and I did manage to get my lips on the head, but I tweaked my back in the process and paid for it for days.
Mistress Delia gave it a shot and still not getting close enough to get my little clit in my little faggot mouth!Floor is hard and just get that going to break my neck feeling if i go any further.That’s what i have the dildo for any way,when i just need a big dick in my pretty little mouth and none in sight!
Oh wellspanked!
I am glad your back is healed. And now I wonder if you are going to try again? I think it is fantastic that you could do it for so long 🙂
Ms. Delia
Dear Mistress Delia,I do not know I can not do that right now. Will work on my flexibility.
Sincerely yours submissive slave ted
Hi slave ted!
Congrats on choosing to work on your flexibility! Go slowly, and enjoy the benefits os sexy stretching. I am sure you will improve with time!
🙂 Ms. Delia