Really? That’s all you brought to the party?
Where are the big cocks?
I’ve been getting quite the run of calls lately from all you guys with small penises – pencil dicks – nubs – eraser heads. Where have the big cocks gone? I like playing with big, hard, thick, throbbing cocks. Stroking them – not even being able to get my hand all the way around them – while I tease them and bring them to the edge over and over. I don’t want to wrap my fist around a cock that I can’t even see! What fun is that?
You are Incapable of Satisfying Any Woman
With that small finger tip dick, you know you can’t do anything for any woman. “Oh, but Ms. Delia, I’m so good with my mouth.” That’s good, sometimes, but what good are you the rest of the time, when all I want is dick? You know the whole thing about if a tree falls in a forest and there’s no one there, does it make a sound? Well, if your prick is so small I can’t even feel it, am I really being fucked? And when you can’t satisfy a woman, what happens?
You Become a Chronic Selfish Masturbator
If you can’t please a woman, if you are a worthless little dicked loser, then no woman is going to want to pleasure you. So you’re only way to get those wonderful feelings in that tiny penis it to become a chronic masturbator. Are those orgasms you give yourself small, just like your cock? I bet they are, because you stroke without control, and without cock control, as soon as you feel those first glimmers of an orgasm, you just stroke right through it, don’t you? And that makes you selfish, because when a woman actually takes pity on you, you’re a two pump chump, aren’t you? Do you even care that not only couldn’t she feel your little dick, she didn’t even have time to get off?
mistress delia, you are so right about us little dick losers jerking off all the time but of course nothing compares to being humiliated by your wife and the hung studs she brings home to fuck in front of you. I am normally allowed to jerk off on to a pair of her shoes or boots then told to lick it off and make them shine
my question is how the heck to girls seem to know your small without even “seeing” you!
many times i have had girls “indicate’ such about me and wondered how they would know?
i have also always felt frozen and totally tongue tied any time a girl mentioned it directly or indirectly. i also feel like once they “know” it is kinda like you have to work hard an prey hard to keep her company. i once had a girl, believe it or not, suggest that i should “apologize” for my size. she was half joking i think but half dead serious. totally embarassing but i still adored her.
How do women know that a man has a small penis?
1. The subtle cues in the way you talk and act around them, as if you know something you do not want them to know…
2. The lack of “bulge” in the pants. YES! We sure do look!! 😉 I do!
3. And obvious, of course, but seeing you naked…only ONE woman has to then word spreads like WILDFIRE! Within seconds your “little” issue is tweeted to hundreds of her friends, and hundreds of theirs.
Sort of like that is how they all know…
Hi there little dicked loser!
I so agree that humiliation is so hot when your wife cuckolds you! I bet you give a great shoe licking and polishing! 😉
thanks for your reply. i pretty much get no. 2 and no 3 but are you kidding about number 1?!
a woman can tell just by the way you talk and act – that is a little unnerving – really?
🙂 It is true that we women DO know, and can pick out men with small penises! We just can 😉
Ms. Delia
miss dee,
i totally believe, somehow, that women can pick out, or somehow know the smaller guys. i know this answer is most likely different for different women but, in general, i am curious as to what this means to a lady, either consciously or subconsiciously. in other words does a woman then “treat” you differently – like does she think “oh, this guys litte, i can kinda do what I want or he’ll put up with anything etc etc.” or is it less conscious than that. at this point I have often, gotten the impression a lady thinks differently toward a smaller man. i would be very curious to hear more about that – and, if so, is it “conscious” or less so?
Hi mike:
I think women will treat a small dicked man less seriously. I think it is intentional too!
Ms. Delia
Ms Delia,
i just love the way You have written this blog! It is almost like it is directed at me and me alone!
i love the way You humiliate me! Now we know why small-dicked guys never get lucky more than once! 🙂
It’s so true my little subby!
You are a small one, aren’t you? I do enjoy humiliating small penises!! And they sure are the reason why men with tiny dicks never get respect!
Ms. Delia
Ms. Delia, just wanted to thank You for the webcam call Friday. It was wonderful!! Sent You an e-mail also. If you haven’t done a web call before i suggest you do and Ms. Delia is the best.
Charlie:
I LOVED your cam show!!…and your follow up email was great. I was so happy to see you dressed, putting on that great show for me.
🙂 Ms. Delia