You’ll need a real banana…

Enjoy Your Ruined Orgasm?

Did you?  How many of you read ahead last week, and knew what was coming?  And how many of you just went off with the three fingered technique and discovered the ruined orgasm when you were cumming?  Well, no ruined orgasm this week, but we’re going to get a bit messy – with a banana!

No Cocksucker…

…you’re not going to be sucking on the banana while you jerk off (You’d like that though, wouldn’t you?  Something long, thick and hard in your mouth?  Well, maybe you should get two bananas!).  No, you are going to take the banana, cut off both ends, making it about one inch less in length than your hard-on.  I guess if you have a small penis, you’ll need some of those mini bananas, huh?  Anyway, without peeling the banana, cut down one side of it, and scoop out all the insides.

Slip and Slide

Now take the empty peel, and run it underneath some warm water to heat it up.  Wrap it around your cock and jerk off anyway you want to.  It should feel soft, gooey and slippery – probably what you imagine a pussy feels like, although, since you’ve never been inside one, how would you know?  You can even leave one end of the peel on, and jerk off and cum into it, then lick it all out – bonus points to those of you who do! And, if you keep tearing the peel?  Try using a plantain – the skin is thicker and more durable.