Oh, my, that is tiny!

Oh, my, that is tiny!

Compare Your Cock To The Bull’s

If your hot wife is cuckolding you, you surely know that one of the reasons is because you have a teeny tiny dick. She can’t possibly be pleased by that thin, short piece of meat you call a cock.  You tried, cuckie, oh, you tried.  You became an expert at strumming her banjo and licking her clit.  While you got her off, you just need to know, there’s nothing like a big, hard, throbbing prick to make her scream!  And you’ve compared yourself to that BBC, haven’t you?

Visualize That Cock

One of my pets called the other day, and told me about a new website.  You see, this guy is a wannabe cuckold.  He really wants his wife to find bigger, thicker cocks, but she just won’t take the plunge.  He knows he’s small – but just how small is he?  Enter The Visualiser (go ahead, Google that).  Go to this website, and it will tell you just how to get the measurements of length and girth for your tiny pecker.  Enter in those numbers and voila!  It gives you a virtual penis that you can compare to other virtual penises!

How’d You Measure Up?

Now, your slut wife is certainly going after the Mr. Big or (gasp!) Mr. Huge, so you should go ahead and compare you pindick to that monster!  Do you have any hope of measuring up?  Once that monster splits her wide open, is she even going to feel your pathetic penis inside of her? You can even pick out different views.  I really recommend the Profiler.  I find when you add in those balls and the lower body, it really drives home just how small you are – just like the way he’ll be driving that cock into her wet, wanton pussy, over and over again!