What Do You think Is Going Through My Dirty Mind?
As If There Was Any Doubt!
All of my callers, all of my readers know that I have a wicked, imaginative, dirty mind! And let me tell you something, it’s not just when I’m talking to one of you, or playing with Jack or one of my other subs, or writing these sexy missives. Oh, no, my sluts, it is ALL. THE. TIME! Want a bit of a peek into that dirty mind?
Squeezing Your Balls
I did a really hot post for Food Fetish Fantasies that should be up any day now and I talked about food porn. And I love to watch cooking shows, and my god can you let your dirty mind wander when you’re watching that! Once, Jack and I were out having lunch and they had a cooking show on the TV over the bar and the chef was making meatballs and she started talking about how much she just LOVED squeezing her balls. I just looked over at my wonderful sub and we just started laughing! I mean, you all know how much I love to squeeze some balls too, don’t you?
How About Some Wood Milk
The other night, this commercial came on for this stuff called Amish Wood Milk. It’s supposed to be for keeping your wood nice and shiny – and you’ve got to know where my mind was going! It was milky white, and came out in thick streams. Hmm, it looked really familiar! What kind of “wood” do you think the Amish are getting that “milk” from? Why don’t you wake up sexy, and we’ll see if we can get some milk out of that morning wood!
Hehe, a woman after my own heart! I have always had a dirty mind! My sisters and I are like that, too! It’s too much fun to keep your mind in the gutter! I am always sexualizing things that should be sexual. It’s what I do! This post reminds of the Schweddy Balls skit on SNL! I’m sure you’ve seen it, but if you haven’t you should check it out! I’m sure it’s on youtube. Too funny and fun!
I LOVE that Ms. Courtney!!
My mind really ALWAYS is in the gutter. I too sexualize most things. It is good fun! LOVE Schweddy Balls & Jimmy Fallon’s Balls in your mouth 😉 Check that out!
Hahahaha Ms Delia! Youu do indeed have a dirty mind there! hehehe
~laughs~ OMG, I fucking KNOW you have a dirty mind! hahahhahahaha You should do more blogs on this topic. I can think of the titles now: Ms Delia has a naughty mind, Ms Delia has a fucking hot fetish mind, Ms Delia has wicked kinky ways, etc. We both know that really HOT SEX always starts in the mind … and your mind, ~swoons~, is on kinky, naughty, dirty overdrive! That’s one of the many reasons why I adore you! Oh yeah, your hmmmmmm and your hmmmmmmm are amazing too. Just sayin’ ~grinz~ Let the dirty minds fill in those blank baby!
Yes, Ms. Olivia!
You know I think in kink!! Hot sex does ALWAYS start in the mind!
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Yes, jemmie!
I do have a dirty mind! It is the best way to be!! 😀
MS Delia, when i read this i flashed back to an old cliche; i used to use whenever someone i was speaking with would make a double intinede’ that brought naughty thoughts to my mind: “Get Your mind out of the gutter so mine can float on by.”
One of the many things i love about You, is the variety of Your thoughts along the entire kink continuum , and the rapidity with which they cum lets me know we’re moving right along together in our fantastic exploration of what many vanillas would think of as the gutter. i can’t wait until we meet there again for another play date!