Laughing At A Small Penis
Which Of You Texted This?
Have you heard about the site Texts From Last Night? I love checking it out every couple of days. Funny texts, raunchy texts, and a lot of them are all about sex. So, Ms. Delia was checking it out the other day and came up on this one:
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left
And after I stopped laughing, all I could wonder is – which one of you pindicks wrote that? And don’t you have a great friend who posted that to a public website for you?
Double The Humiliation
Let’s start with you taking a hot girl home, she being all ready to go and get a little somethin’ somethin’…and then, she pulls open those pants thinking she’s going to get the high hard one – and she is staring right at that tiny nub! Tell me, my small penis wonder, was she on her knees? Was she ready to give you a blow job? Oh, that must have been bad enough…
Talk About Denial
So, she laughs, and that’s humiliating enough, but then, she just left! That’s got to be the ultimate in denial – not even any teasing! I mean, I laugh at your tiny penis, but at least I’m willing to let you stroke it and edge for me. Oh, I will probably deny you – like I say if no one else can get pleasure from that penis, why should you – or I may just ruin any orgasm I allow you, but at least you get something out of it. Tell me, slut, did you just jerk off after she left? Waste not, want not, right?
hi mistress i need help to go out in public wearing panties and bra and have them show everyone that i pass i am wearing a bra and panties
Is that what happens with you and your small penis, emily?
yes mistress
I’m small also and wearing dress/bra/panty/lipstick/slip and heels is only way I get hard and off. 🙁 after I told you my size you said I need to be locked in chastity and dressed in women’s clothes:( if you keep me locked I can’t get off:( Ms Violet said for last 5 years I’ve been chronic stoker and nothing has changed. She to said for small cock I need to be dressed as girl teased and locked in chastity.:(
Ms Delia,
There is something wonderful about those little Pin dicks isn’t there?
I can just see you sitting there, laughing so hard that you have trouble seeing the screen, I would probably have trouble typing for sure.
Humiliation and Pin dicks just go hand in hand (ohh looks I made a funny).
I do Have Question though.
Do we give those little tiny yard Gnomes more attention than they deserve; or are we just so sadistic that we can’t help but tease them for fun?
Smootches!
Ms Gemma
Mistress your blogs are incredible! You make my tiny cock so hard whenever I read it. Sitting here in my car with pre-cum in my panties. I better stop this. You are so addictive!!!
Thanks emily!
🙂 I am glad this worked for you!
Very nice, Peter!
You SHOULD be teased and locked in chastity!
Oh Ms. Gemma!
Oh it is so funny when something like that just strikes me! I think, to answer your question, we just love to mock (sadistically) those pin dicks!
Oh Tim
You are SO teeny! LOL. Of course you should be hard, pantied and covered with pre cum! I will never stop! HA!
Hehehehe…that’s what I love about you Ms. Delia–when it comes to mocking candy sized cocks, you’re insatiable 🙂 It’s one of the reasons I enjoy doing Two Mistress Humiliatrix calls with you—well, that and the fact that you’re amazing!
Besides, when a guy’s packing a thimble-dick between the thighs, he should be grateful for any attention at all—because even though we’re laughing at it, at least we’re acknowledging that it exists….Maybe…possibly…wait! Let me get my magnifying glass….
Ms. Lilly,
I do agree! Candy sized cocks are cute at best 😉 I do enjoy 2Mistress humiliation calls for sure!