I had the chance to interview Ms. Kay Marie about her small penis phobia! This was very interesting to me that a Mistress could be so concerned about finding a man who is too small! What do you think she could do?
Small Penis Phobia Interview
Mistress Delia
enchantrixkay: hello
Delia: Hi! Know what? Today is all about small penises! Guys must have measured over the weekend or something! I am laughing over here! How are you?
enchantrixkay: Hey there! I’m good. I know I’m hearing all about the little wonders out there. Kind of scary how many there are – lol. I think men with small penises need to be tagged or something.
Delia: Tagged? Why? I guess we could humiliate and objectify those who deserved it!
enchantrixkay: Like I was telling you last week. That is the reason I don’t date. I mean actually date or go out. You know I have been single for a while and I get the itch every so often for a new lover. Like I said – they should be tagged – so you know if they are even worth talking to – lol.
Delia: Oh wow! I really understand that. Meeting a guy, thinking he is great, then getting to bed and realizing his lil nub does NOT measure up! You should have a questionnaire!!
enchantrixkay: LOL – that’s why I like the tagging idea. A guy can look across a room and see if a woman as the size breast, ass, legs – whatever he likes. Maybe he’s a little duped by an “add a cup bra” or something once in a while but for the most part, a guy can tell what a woman has.
Delia: That is SOO true! We should come up with a color coding system, maybe! So what is your minimum and maximum penis sixe range, you know…the GOOD sizes?
enchantrixkay: Exactly – something that makes them easily identifiable. As far as a size range goes – even though I have never carried a tape measure with me – I guess I would say I won’t do anything with less than 7 1/2 inches (but that one better have girth) I don’t want a bean pole either. I want a fuckable cock that I can gag on – 8 inches or more. Anything less – then he can suck a cock for me – lol
Delia: LOVE that! I have the same range for cock size, I would say! Okay, so you and I need to come up with a way to identify the small penised men! I think this should be our project for 2015!
Mistress Kay Marie
enchantrixkay: Yes – an we certainly can’t count on them to be honest about it. Or worse yet – realize they don’t have a fuckable sized cock. Remember my friend who thought his 51/2 in cock was average???
Delia: LOL. I sure do! Still makes me laugh!
enchantrixkay: SO know you know why I am hesitant about actually taking a lover. Not a sub, not a sissy but an actual lover than can fuck me. You’re right – I have a small penis phobia.
Delia: We need to get you some help for that, but until then, you will hone your skills at humiliating those men with small penis humiliation phone sex!
SPH from Ms. Kay Marie
I think many men will be getting their penises laughed at by Ms. Kay Marie! Remember to get your does of humiliation from Ms. Kay Marie, and always BEG for your Mistress!
Ms Delia ~ Thank you for interviewing me. I so love our chats. With the New Year there must be some type of wishful thinking in the air that maybe it grew over the holidays with their waistline. I guess all I can say is if you’re confused or unsure ~ then you’re cock isn’t worthy of anything more than a few laughs. I’m sure we can set them straight. Thanks again!
Hello Ms Delia, I have to agree with Ms Kay. Those small penises can be quite gross looking and little scary. Especially the pasty pale shriveled up ones hiding in their little hole waiting to pop out at you. I love the idea of a tagging systems that puts those tiny penis individuals on display!
Ms. Kay,
It truly was fun to interview and laugh through the entire process!!! 🙂 I am sure we all know…they did not grow over the holidays!!
HAHA! Oh Ms Alyssa!
Yes, I think we all LOVE the idea of a tagging system! 🙂 Small penises…be warned!
I am laughing so hard reading this post, Ms Delia! What a fantastic interview with Ms Kay! After reading this I now can admit it..My name is Ms Kaylee, and I have small penis phobia, haha. I also agree that since men get that opportunity to check out our assets, then why not tag those pindicks…awesome idea! Fun read! 🙂
Little penises abound and it amazes Me some of these guys actually get inside vaginas. That is just plain wrong those little dick genes shouldn’t be allowed to have the opportunity to be spread! The tagging system is a great idea because the hand, nose and feet idea is total bullshit…I call those guys false advertisers. Nothing worse than what I call the pat of desperation when you can’t find it in their jeans the tagging system would take all the guesswork out of it. Great post!
There is nothing worse than being all into a guy, feeling like there’s good chemistry and then being stumped by the “small reveal” when his pants come off. Ugh. It’s even worse when they don’t realize how inadequate they really are! Like, really? You think I can WORK WITH THIS ridiculousness? LOL!
This delightful interview with the darling Kay Marie brought a smile to my face. I so feel your phobia Kay Marie!! There simply must be a system put into place to be better able to weed through those undesirable dicklets.
What about something akin to The Scarlet Letter? Instead of an “A”, the small penis pansies can have the letters “SP” sewn onto their clothes? 😀
I know, Ms. Kaylee!!
It was a funny post. It is why I HAD to interview her!!! 🙂 LOL Tags.
I agree, Ms. Jenna!!
Tagging seems more and more important…
False advertisers beware of LDW Mistresses!
LOL!!! Ms. Ava!
I love the idea of letters!! LOL. Maybe tattoos too? Hahah! We really should copyright this idea!
I loved this interview! I actually have the same requirements as Ms. Delia: an 8″ minimum (not that I have to worry about that with James). I do love my fiance, but I’m also deeply in lust with his body. I’m very lucky they come in the same sexy package 😉
As far as I’m concerned, if a man isn’t equipped to be a stud, he’s built to be a bitch. The tagging idea sounds like comic genius, and I can just picture guys trying to cheat the system; after all, few of them would ever want to be tagged as a catch and release (with no hope of ACTUAL release)—as soon as a lady saw the tag, she’d throw him back.
Thanks, Ms. Lilly!
Glad you enjoyed 🙂 Happy to hear James measures up WELL!!! Catch and release without the release? I LOVE it!
HAHAHA …. OMG, this is too funny! Thanks Ms Delia for posting this small penis interview with Ms Kay Marie! I cracked up at her TAGGED AND LABELED … you know, like a warning label, right? hahahhahahahahah OMG, you could even have a sort of hunting season where the small ones can get ‘caught’ … but of course, no woman actually wants a guy with a small dick – well, I like a small penis guy but just not for sex == I like them to torment and laugh at!
Ms. Delia–YES! A tattoo-branding system would be perfect! Why bother with sewing on tags when we can administer something much more permanent. I do like the way you think. 😉
LOL. Yes to tagging subbies…in certain circumstances 😀
I love how you think in kink too, Ms. Ava!