Repeat after me, pindick…
I Truly Do Love My Small Penis Pets
Remember when I had all you pindicks sending me pictures of your tiny little appendages? I laughed hard for weeks! Having small penis pets is just so much fun – not because I can do anything with those oversized clits, but because it keeps me very amused. Well, one of my SPP’s sent me a whole list of mantras…affirmations….that he says to himself every day, just to remind him of just how tiny his penis really is.
Small Penis Humiliation Mantras
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I know that, below the equator, I have a little tater, but that makes me a better masturbator.
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South of the border, I have a small disorder, and that makes fucking quite a tall order.
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Size queens and LDW Mistresses are my fear, for when they gaze between my legs they give me only the Bronx cheer.
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In my fantasies I am a stud, but in real life I am quite a dud.
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Confucius say: One who has small penis, has small penis for life.
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What did I do in my past lives to get stuck with this little dick stick?
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There’s only one thing I own that’s shorter than my memory but I can’t remember what it is.
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I drive a Super Duty Ford F-450 King Ranch; and yes, I am sized challenged in the penis category.
Pindicks, Your Mission Is Clear
If you have a pencil dick, I want you to pick out 3 of these, and every day, say each one 10 times to yourself in the mirror. Oh, it won’t make your cock grow or anything, but it will remind you every day that you were born to serve a sexy Femdom like me!
Remember to Beg for Mistress Delia and humble yourself in front of me when we discuss your small penis!
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Oh this is hilarious! What a great blog post, Ms. Delia! I would love to see more of these! I recently heard a caller sing a song about his little penis and one of the lines was “I have to be a cunnilingus genius because I have a tiny penis.” I am still rolling on the floor over that one!
I love a good mantra for all types of kinks and things but a sph one is even better hahahaha like humiliating themselves really these mantras are fucking hilarious lmao in real life I am quite the dud perfect and so very fitting of a little dicked man hehehe and hahaha shorter than his memory but cant remember what it is………I got some great laughs out of this post thank you
I don’t know about mantras but, there is something powerful that goes on when a female makes you admit it. For me it’s always been impossible to argue with females anyway, and about anything. But if you are poorly endowed and you (try) to argue or defend or deny this you end up sounding even worse. It’s also like you have this truth inside of you – and you know it. She does too – and that seems like it can be the case even if she has not seen it. I have read here on LDW that small guys can have less good eye contact. So I have never “mantra-ed” but I have had an X say “When did you first know” or “Were you the very smallest in the locker room”. It’s like starting the conversation in the middle – she is sort of forcing you to admit it. You are stuck because if you don’t – it’s even worse. somehow.
You call me “pindick” with such authority and this arouses me. When women see what a sissy I am, discovering my tiny thin thing just adds to their laughter.
Thanks, pindick!
🙂 I am laughing now.
I’m in such need of strong, confident, beautiful women like you and your fellow Dommes at Voxerotic to tell me what a sissy I am
I do agree, sissyjayme!! 🙂
We are always happy to tell you what you are!
Great stuff! LOVE those mantras! Having Mistress require them never gets old. In the service we had to memorize 10 General Orders and needed to recite them directly by number when requested by a superior. Perhaps an idea for sissy faggot cocksucker mantras? Pretty please??