An LDW Small Penis Club

sph1With the coming (no not your lil nub!) of the Small Penis Contest, I thought it might be nice to take it one step further and form a Small Penis Club here at LDW!!

Small Penis Definitions

I think it is important to define exactly WHAT a small penis is so we know how to classify our members!

A thin penis – This may be average or more in length, but still is SO disappointing. To be considered thin, the circumference when erect, must be below 5 inches!

Any smaller than this and girth does not matter!

A below average penis – This is where things start to get fun! Any penis between 4 and 5 inches erect is BELOW average.

Look! A Small Penis!

Look! A Small Penis!

A little penis – Something smaller than my lipstick tube is generally between 3 and 4 inches erect. And it is so very disappointing to all women.

A micro penis – This might be considered a nub and not a penis at all. It is closer to a clit. It should measure UNDER 3 inches erect.

Small Penis Club Membership

I think I will work with Ms. Andi to see if contest members would be willing to share there pictures. I think that those who want to be members, should have to get on cam and expose their tiny nubs! I guess that is a very easy, but sexually humiliating way to gain membership!

The best part about a Small Penis Club Membership is that you are in it for life! That nublet will never grow, so one in the club, you can NEVER earn your way out.