Masturbation Monday Inflatables
Masturbation Monday Inflatables
I received an email about inflatables… shoes to be specific, and believe me I was so intrigued that I asked for more detail. You know how much I enjoy looners– guys who love balloons – but this was different. I will put an excerpt here, and tell you that after I read the WHOLE email, I HAD to try it, and in this Masturbation Monday post, I will challenge you to try this out.
Ms. Delia, I have a confession! I masturbated with inflatable party shoes! They are usually really big. I inflated one of them until it was almost full, but still a little squishy and could be bent a bit. I took it up and folded it in half. Doing this made it line up so that the place where you put your foot in is sticking up. With the fold/bend, it makes two holes which means you could use either or both holes. I used both and this is how:
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Well, I will leave all the dirty details for my eyes only, but I will tell you how I did this for Jack. First, we went to a couple party stores and finally found shoes. They were really ugly, not at all sexy, and more comical than anything else! But for this blog, I will have you know, I was ready to make Jack go the distance!
Prepping the Inflatable Shoes
Now, I promise, this will keep your masturbation fresh. I had him get them ready as described by my emailer, filling just so, and then letting out some air for the bend. Then the LAUGHTER kicked in!
I doubled over, and was totally in stitches seeing Jack with his hard cock ready to penetrate this inflatable colorful shoe! But he stayed hard like a trooper while I got all the giggles out!
Penetrating the Inflatables
Penetration, according to Jack was a little awkward, but was surprisingly nice and smooth. After a few strokes it was even warm. He was certainly enjoying it, and watching him, I stopped thinking of those ridiculous shoes, and totally got into his masturbation session!
Cumming in the Inflatable Shoes
I gave Jack his guided masturbation instructions and had him edge 5 times, and then let him cum! It was too much fun I had to! The orgasm, he said, was pretty good, a little different, but definitely nice!
It may be a while before we whip out these shoes again…but I wonder:
Have YOU ever tried to masturbate with inflatables? I would love to hear about that, and if you try this out, you HAVE to email me with details!!
Beg for Mistress Delia and enjoy Masturbation Monday!
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I have never used clown shoes but have used water wings before. I have also blown up rafts and laid on them while masturbating. I also filled holes on a swim raft with frosting and fucked it.
Awww…what Mistresses can get their husbands to do! Aren’t they fun, Miss Delia? Instant entertainment. I have actually had the pleasure of watching one of our strokers go to town ON CAM with a slipper. I think he actually had a better orgasm *just* because of how kinky it all was. Add that to my list of Unforgettable LDW Moments!
Oh, and by the way. Those shoes are hideous!
Yes, the shoes were too funny!
This truly was the funniest masturbation session, Ms. Amber!
Ohhh Water wings sound PERFECT! Great way to use an inflatable!!
Ms Delia ~ The picture did it for me, I got the total mental image in my head and I too was giggling!! But I will give props to your emailing for his creativity and having fun with it! Looners intrigue me. I haven’t met many but the ones I have met really enjoy themselves. Ok – I still keep laughing (sorry Jack – love ya!) Thanks for sharing!!
I really enjoy playing with looners—but the inflatable party shoes are a new one for me! Water wings are perfect for masturbating, and there’s a certain caller who’s very, very attached to his inflatable love seat. Turns out that the space between the seams of the back rest, arms, and seat cushion could ALL be used for some inflatable loving, he just flipped it into various different positions for mounting and humping 🙂
Huh, very interesting. I love getting unusual masturbation emails from callers. Horny men certainly have an unmatched level of creativity and ingenuity when it comes to masturbation aids, haha! I love that you tested it on Jack. I’m sure it’s very useful to have an on-site masturbation method tester (when you let him, that is)!
My hottie and I love to figure out new ways for him to masturbate for me on cam (he lives out of state). We’ve done the ziplock baggie technique, water wings, pool noodle–all to different degrees of success (but always *loads* of fun!). We’ve never tried shoes, though. I’m putting them on our list!
Just hearing the giggles while I pumped into something so silly would be enough to make me cum. Thanks for sharing Ms. Delia
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You should try this!!! I did have someone buy the shoes and report about it. Sounded fun…and I agree 🙂