Pindicks On Display
To show you the wonderfully twisted mentality of SPH, I’ll share a spectacular scene that I saw at a fetish club. The event was advanced billed as SPH on Stage, Up Close And Personal! It was standing room only as the curtain rose. Behind it three mistresses standing guard over seven hapless grown men, who stood naked and sweating, their eyes
I’ll snap a pic of the PIN dick!
squinting under bright stage lights. Two women in front of me turned to each other and began giggling, as they recognized one of them as a coworker. (Oh, do I feel sorry for that guy. Just imagine Monday morning for him! No doubt he regretted his decision to come out of the [small penis] closet so near his workplace.) Because the spotlights were so bright, these lady-killers surely didn’t realize just how many “admirers” they had. Anonymous humiliation!! One by one, each stepped forward to whistles, jeers, and hooting.
What Mistresses Think Of Pindicks
The Mistresses started the show off. First, they had our “heroes” line up and run through Rockette routines. The Mistresses concluded this opening scene with the classic Rockette eye-high kick-line, the lads all arms over each others’ shoulders. It was hilarious watching their small penises flapping to and fro and the audience howled with laughter! Then those sexy ladies let the penilely challenged know just what they thought of small penises –heads and forefingers shaking “no-no”—they serenaded these victims with what must have been their favorite anthem: “Don’t Want No Short Dick Man.” They broke out a ruler, a magnifying glass – even binoculars, trying desperately to find the beef!
Fighting to be The Smallest Dick
The Head Mistress then ordered these brave show-offs to sort themselves by penis size, largest to smallest. Erect penis size, that is. So of course, now along with their humiliation of having small penises, they had to jerk off for the crowd – genius! Finally they were hard, and they were trying mightily to rank themselves in line as instructed. Eventually they lined up from left to right, small to large. Well, OK, from the “very small” to the “less very small.” Except that is, for two who were unable to agree on their size! Imagine it – two pindicked men, arguing, jostling, and shoving over their rightful place in this ignominious lineup. The Mistresses had to step in. Long story short, they were arguing over who had the SMALLER penis, each longing that highly questionable distinction! Do you believe it? Welcome to the face-palming world of SPH.
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Great story Ms Delia.
I do wonder where I would fit in, in that line-up?
this is one of my greatest fears ever – that she will “tell friends”.
It is “bad enough” for one woman to know but the fear that she could
easily inform a friend or two is terrifying. If it is “just” one girl
than it is embarrassing but at least it is just her that knows. It IS
humiliating but not as humiliating. Girls talk a lot. I expect they do
tell each other about the size of guys. You also don’t always know if
they have or have not.
Well, women talk…ALWAYS!
We tell out friends EVERYTHING. Yes, really!
Sooo your small penis secret may very well already be out!
WOW! This is my dream! To be in a lineup like that and be on display and have to compete against other guys like that. Always thought it’d be fun to have a cock olympics of sorts. Competitions could include:
Smallest penis,
biggest penis,
cumshot distance,
cumshot size,
fastest cumshot,
most cumshots in 30 minutes,
THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS
OOH AND ball challenges too!
biggest balls
smallest balls
balls able to take the most ballbusting
heaviest weight lifted by balls
wew I’m on a roll
Dear Mistress Delia, Oh what an upside down world small penised men inhabit. Or should I say, “must” inhabit, for how would I know? There is one particularly haunting part of the story that you’ve related: that poor retch who was spotted by his two coworkers, who were, of course, female. Yes, what happened on Monday? What power they now wielded! After all, there he was, not only naked, not only made to masturbate, but owning a small penis. Their giggling does not bode well for that poor fellow. You know, if he had been been . . . endowed . . . you know what I mean, E – N – D – O – W – E – D, it would have put a new cast on everything that night. His masturbating would have been seen not as humiliating, but an act of great confidence. His manhood would have been a matter for admiration. And the girls’s giggling might have turned into open mouthed silence and induced a warmth between their legs. But that was not to be. What did happen to Captain Tiddlywank?
The photo you chose to accompany this humiliation blog is wonderful. You are exquisite. Your smile is so inviting, your cleavage so delicious, and your presence so intimidating to some of us who . . . are lacking, particularly with you fingering that camera on a tripod no less (don’t want a blurry photo!). I the camera is equipped with a micro lens and the ability to shoot close ups: after all magnification might be needed if the object is going to fill the frame, Mistress.
Women ALWAYS have power over men, and I do think there is a correlation between penis size and Female Superiority! The smaller it is, the MORE power a Femdom will take with that beta male!