Let Me Tell You About My Cum Connoisseur

I have this caller…and we’re going to call him the Cum Connoisseur (or CC for short, because I’m not going to keep spelling out Connoisseur!).  When he first called me a while back, he was cum curious.  He hadn’t ever eaten cum, but he was very eager to try.  Little did I know what was going to happen once he got his first taste of jizz!

CC Loves Cum

When I say he loves cum, I think you may be misunderstanding me.  CC does not just slurp down some spooge when he’s done jacking off.  Fact is, he doesn’t even really like the taste of his own cum.  He’d much prefer eat other men’s jizz.  He’s not a cock sucker.  His fetish is eating cum from condoms.  He has established quite a nice group of very understanding ladies who provide him with all his spermtastic needs.  He says he gets very excited when he opens up the mailbox after a long day at work, and there’s a package from one of his friends waiting for him.  It’s like those meal delivery services, Cum Fresh!  Although, apparently, this one “cums” every 2 or 3 days.

CC’s Cum Contest

One of CC’s special friends set him a challenging task.  She happens to be a Dominating Cuckoldress and she has both a husband and a boyfriend.  She collected their cum and mailed off her special package to CC, telling him when he got it, he was to swallow and savor the jizz, then tell her which one came from her husband and which from her boyfriend.  Once he’d made his selection, he could contact her and she’d let him know if he had won his very own orgasm!  Well, and here’s the mark of the true Cum Connoisseur, CC got it right!  He knew exactly which sample was her husband’s and which was her Bull’s.  Any of you cum eaters think you could pull that one off?