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Pump For Ms. Delia

Pump For Ms. Delia

Might Be Your Last Chance To Jerk Off!

You are good, so give yourself a hand!  Are you up for a little self-intimacy? Go ahead, caress yourself.  Let’s see you do some serious self-loving, some self-fucking.  You are now, fucking for one.  Fuck yourself.  Or maybe fuck by yourself.  Pretend you are in public: show everyone, show the crowd, show the audience how you self-deal.  What’s your favorite card game?  Solitaire.  Yes, it is, just like solitary sex is your favorite form of sex, right?

I Give You Permission To Stroke

Make today awesome, masturbate.  You know what you are?  You’re a goon.  Question: When is it a good time to masturbate?  I say ANYTIME is a good time to masturbate.  My name may be Ms. Delia, but from time to time, I want you to address me as “Enabler Delia.”  You’re going to pump your life away . . . And love every minute of it!

You’re Not A Real Man

A real man would track me down, rip off my panties, and fuck me.  You, however, are perfectly content with heavy breathing induced by masturbation!   You, slut, are a FISTFUCKER.  When people shake your hand, do they know that’s your handpussy?  Oh, that’s right, you’re a lefty! Keep stroking, and you’ll qualify as a “Pump Pig.”  Would you like to be a Pump Pig?  Fuck your hand.  After all, it’s Fist Fuck Friday.  Oops, it’s not Friday.  Let go. Stop, Cease.  You feel alive when you stroke, don’t you.  C’mon,

pump

p-u-m-p,

p–u–m–p,
p—u—m—p

p—-u—-m—-p

Aren’t you tired of all the effort, energy, and skill it takes to get laid?  Of course, you are!  Better to simply masturbate: that’s just so much easier, don’t you think?

 

14 comments to Pump For Ms. Delia

  • I know I won’t receive any encouragement for this!

    I am on my knees, gooning.

    I wish I could address You as “Enabler Delia”.

    I am going to pump my life away and enjoy every minute of it.

  • Kevin

    Dear Enabler Delia, Wow. You are a mind reader. Your blog is like an appetizer for an upcoming session. And that photo. I’m imagining myself trying to stick myself into your so nicely curved left hand. That I’m willing to settle for such small potatoes . . . does that mean that I fail the test of even attempting to track you down and fuck you? Tell me, do I succeed at least in sticking myself into that left hand of yours, or can’t I manage even that? What might be the problem? I am so looking forward to . . . some serious self-intimacy? Can that be arranged?

  • Delia

    Sounds wonderful, Adam!

    Enjoy pumping

  • Alex

    I’m married and my wife told me I might as well pump myself. “That’s as close as youre gonna get to real pussy”.

  • Delia

    HAHAHA!! Oh Alex, I do like your wife!!! She and I think very much alike!

    Ms. Delia

  • Delia

    Enabler Delia is my new name, Adam!! PUMP for Delia!

  • Delia

    Oh, of course that can be arranged, lil kev!! Hope the audio was fapptastic fodder for you as well! Where do you want to stick that thing, lil kev? If you are liking the pictures, go up to the top of this blog to the “Lingerie 2017” Tab and click. Also go to my Tumblr: (phonesexmistressdelia.tumblr.com) I am sure you will be motiviated!!

  • Enabler Delia –

    I am glad that You want to enable me, that is very mature of You!

    I feel an extremely close bond to; and, with You.

    Thank You for responding to me.

    I wish I could be close to You emotionally.

    As I type this, I feel myself becoming engorged.

    I want to see You happy!

    I love how sexy You look in this picture.

    I am going to pump my life away for You.

  • My hand is on Your cock, as my life is Yours now.

    I want to be bond to You as Jack is; and, to make You happy/feel good.

    This feels sooooooooo good to goon for a strong, mature woman.

    I am unable to express verbally how good it feels to relax and goon for You.

    I am so tired of all the effort, energy and skill it takes to get laid.

  • Enabler Delia-

    You are one of the few women that I love and respect!

    I wish that I could continue pursuing You as a partner. I would love to treat You like a Goddess and make You feel like one.

    I feel like I am turning into a “pump pig” for You.

    I really appreciate how You insist on my pumping for You!!!

    I love You, how You demand that I keep pumping for You – as I don’t have the will-power You do.

  • Delia

    Keep on PUMPING Adam!!

    You do it so very well!

    Ms. Delia

  • Delia

    You are a terrific gooner, and I know you are doing it for me!

  • Delia

    Oh Adam, I know you will always pump and pump and pump for me!!

  • Enabler Delia –
    I will keep pumping for You.
    I am glad that You realize that I am a terrific goner and that I am doing it for You.
    I LOVE Your praise, I am devoted to Your happiness.

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