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Sorry, You Aren’t Getting Any From Me, Part 2

You know what’s wonderful and unburdening about my 20 reasons: there is no reason for you to be ashamed!  Have FUN with this!  Enjoy being an enduring and endearing masturbator.  Celebrate self-sex.  There is nothing wrong here: no shame.

Be happy in your many confessions to me.  I know you have a wonderful capacity . . . → Read More: Sorry, You Aren’t Getting Any From Me, Part 2

Sorry, You Aren’t Getting Any From Me, Part 1

Perhaps your 2018 Resolution is to have actual sex. Being a solo sexual, maybe you want to really see what the buzz is all about. 20 reasons why I will not allow you to fuck me.  You are simply not part of the sample size of men who are allowed entrance to my meat . . . → Read More: Sorry, You Aren’t Getting Any From Me, Part 1

12 Days of Sexmas, Finished

Did you enjoy your New Year’s Eve orgasm, slut?  I hope so because it’s going to be four more days until you cum!

New Year’s Day – Smooth Sailing This Year

I want you to start off 2018 all smooth – so go ahead and shave your cock and balls!  Bonus points if you . . . → Read More: 12 Days of Sexmas, Finished