I Found Your Spank Bank And You’re A Perverted Stroker
I wasn’t looking for your spank bank, but when I was searching for that recipe in the browser history, all these…interesting…sites came up. And did you really think you could save your Tumblr and porn favorites in a file that was called “Restaurant Menus”? We can’t ever find any of them, but you have a folder full of them. Well, after looking through all this stuff, I can tell you have some pretty kinky fantasies!
A Menu of Perversion
Maybe that’s why you gave the folder that title because it was quite the menu of perverted pictures and fantasies. Teasing, denial, chastity seemed to be the favorite topics. Of course, there was caging, orgasms, ruined orgasms, and…where did you ever come up with this? Enforced Cunnilingual Servitude? That’s a fantastic and imaginative way to describe facesitting and pussy worship. I’m impressed!
I Can Be Your Mistress
Am I mad? I’m only mad because you kept all this hidden instead of telling me! I can be your Mistress, control your cock, tease you until you cry and then lock up your cock in chastity. In fact, I ordered a cage this afternoon, 1-day shipping! I am so looking forward to all the orgasms I’m going to be getting, using your face as my throne. All while your balls ache and turn blue for me! How about we start right now. Get naked for me! Be my good little slut and I might just let you have one final orgasm, but a ruined one!
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I love the idea of getting caught. It’s happened to me a few times, jerking off as a teen, toys discovered by friends while moving, and my wife coming across my spank bank.
Initially I felt mortified, but each is an embarrasing pleasant memory now.
HA!
They really do think they can hide their predilections, don’t they? Foolish boys & girls! Even the sneakiest person leaves a trail of clothes as they get naked heading towards the computer in order to masturbate, thinking they are alone.
I love that you are going to have this wayward spouse become your throne! Perfect… punishment? Hard to call it that when you get so much pleasure out of it!
Perfect, indeed.
Yes indeed, Ms. Delia! The problem isn’t that a stroker has a spank bank, but that he’s keeping it all to himself! Strokers should know that Mistress owns a slave’s cock and balls–as well as everything that gets those cock and balls horny and exciting!
Ms. Delia are you talking about him “spanking his monkey”? If so, I think spank bank is the perfect name. I don’t know why a naughty boy would hide any of his kinky desires from a mistress. We are in a perfect position to tease then deny with a smile.