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Sorry, You Aren’t Getting Any From Me, Part 2

You know what’s wonderful and unburdening about my 20 reasons: there is no reason for you to be ashamed!  Have FUN with this!  Enjoy being an enduring and endearing masturbator.  Celebrate self-sex.  There is nothing wrong here: no shame.

Be happy in your many confessions to me.  I know you have a wonderful capacity . . . → Read More: Sorry, You Aren’t Getting Any From Me, Part 2

Sorry, You Aren’t Getting Any From Me, Part 1

Perhaps your 2018 Resolution is to have actual sex. Being a solo sexual, maybe you want to really see what the buzz is all about. 20 reasons why I will not allow you to fuck me.  You are simply not part of the sample size of men who are allowed entrance to my meat . . . → Read More: Sorry, You Aren’t Getting Any From Me, Part 1

12 Days of Sexmas, Finished

Did you enjoy your New Year’s Eve orgasm, slut?  I hope so because it’s going to be four more days until you cum!

New Year’s Day – Smooth Sailing This Year

I want you to start off 2018 all smooth – so go ahead and shave your cock and balls!  Bonus points if you . . . → Read More: 12 Days of Sexmas, Finished

12 Days of Sexmas. Part 3

December 29 – Oh, More Pain

Did you really think I’d allow you pleasure on the sixth day of Christmas?  You see, I went back and checked my list (forgot to check it twice on Christmas Eve – I was so busy!), and you’re on the naughty list, stroker!

You really have been a . . . → Read More: 12 Days of Sexmas. Part 3

12 Days of Sexmas, Part 2

Boxing Day – Servants Are Rewarded

That’s December 26, sluts.  The day all the servants get presents.  My present to you the day after?  Get naked for me, then get on all fours.  Stroke and edge 5 times, then you can squirt that load right into your hand.  Now reach behind you and drip . . . → Read More: 12 Days of Sexmas, Part 2