Fuck Furniture
Wow, everyone had some wet and wild fun in the tub stroking cock last time, didn’t you? Speaking of wet, I’ll bet you’ll all be happy to know how absolutely soaked my pussy was as I was reading all your email comments! Ms. Delia was a very happy Domme indeed. So what has my imaginative mind come up with this week? Have you ever seen a Pocket Pussy? Of course all of you strokers have. I’m going to teach you how to make a cheap and dirty version with your couch.
How to make a pocket pussy
You will need a plastic bag and you’re definitely going to need some lube this week, so get those together. Take the plastic bag, and put it in between the couch cushions, forming a little pocket for your hard cock. You want to leave some of the bag hanging outside the cushions, because you want to put some pressure on that bag once your inside of it. Take a generous amount of lube and begin stroking yourself, making it nice and slick. Remember, you can never have enough lube! Nice a slippery? Good, now plunge that man meat inside the bag, You know what to do now. That’s right, start fucking that couch! Use your hands to push down on the couch cushions, making that couch pussy nice and tight.
More Edging for Me!
Again, you’re going to edge yourself at least 5 times, or for 20 minutes, whichever takes longer. Chastity boys? Too bad, now you have to stop and suffer with those blue balls for me. The rest of you, you now what to do. Ask me for permission to cum, and then start spurting into that bag. For my cum devotees, take the bag out, and make sure every drop of cum ends up in your mouth. I want you to hold it there for 30 seconds. Savor the taste, and then you can swallow it.
What’s next?
Just think about the next time one of your friends or family is over and takes a seat on that couch! Make sure you’re careful pulling that bag out. I don’t want you to make any unsightly stains! Remember to leave me a comment and fill out your masturbation spreadsheet. Don’t forget to listen to the audio for the keyword!
Next week – some American Pie!
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I now understand why this is a challenge, using the couch as a pocket pal had some problems for me. For starters I have a big belly and a smallish cock, but I will try almost anything once, Kneeling in front of the couch with the bag full of lube inserted under a cushion I inserted my self and started pumping all that really got some attention was my head but it was enough get me to cum but when I was done it felt more like a chore than something that I would consider to be pleasurable, I may try this again using a bed instead of a couch as it will be more comfortable from a standing position than from a stretched kneel but it was fun all the same. Now if I could find a way to put it in my pocket.
Hi Forrest:
You can use this method in a bed too. If standing works for you, then go for it! The nice thing anout these assignments is that you can try and learn from them. One other suggestion is to lie face down on the couch and hump it that way. 🙂
Hello Mistress Empress Delia.
I like to use my inflatable Louisiana Lounger to hump. Does she have a time table for her humper slave? Thankyou for your time Slaveglenn
Hi slaveglenn:
I am not sure what you mean by time table, except that it is inflatable and could wear out. Just like any fun toy, be extra careful with it if you love it as much as I think you do! In the meantime, try some masturbation tips here and you may find something else you enjoy!
Ms. Delia
Oh Thanks Mistress Empress Delia
Wish I could send you a Pic of my toy so u know what I mean. How many times would Mistress like me to hump it a day? Kind regards Slaveglenn
I like 20 minutes of edging per session, slaveglenn.
If you are very experienced, I would day do an hour’s worth!
Enjoy 🙂
Ms. Delia
Thankyou Mistress Empress Delia. Did you get my email the other day? I sent you a pic of my toy. Kind regards Slaveglenn