So, you only have 10 minutes to get off before someone notices you’re gone?  Whatever is a little stroker slut like you going to do?  I guess Ms. Delia will have to share with you some ideas for when you have to get down and dirty…QUICKLY!

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Why do you need to masturbate on the sly

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Is your wife or girlfriend not in the mood when you’re horny?  Or, more likely, your two-and-a-half inch long pencil dick doesn’t really give her what she needs, so you need to find other ways to satisfy yourself. Or maybe ou are wekk endowed, but are in great need of cock control because you just read one of my tweets at work and it made you all excited and, since we know you can’t control yourself, you need to get off RIGHT NOW!

So, where can you go to get in a quickie wank?

 Maybe you can get away with stroking yourself under your desk.  If you’ve got an office, perhaps you can close the door.  You’ve probably done that thinking of your secretary, haven’t you, naughty boy?  At least you might be able to leave yourself more fulfilled than ever would her.

What about at home?

At home, there’s the obvious of course.  Excuse yourself and head to the bathroom.  You’ll probably have about 5 minutes or so before you’re missed.  I know how good stroking your cock makes you feel, but you’ll have to keep that moaning to yourself.  Can’t let the wife hear you.  And, how exciting is it when you run your hands over that man meat,and someone starts knocking on the door.  Did you remember to lock it?

How about inside a closet? 

And Ms. Delia doesn’t mean a nice walk-in closet – although being as that’s where your girlfriend keeps her panties and other sexy clothes. That would probably make you explode in your pants as soon as you walked in.  No, I’m talking about that hall closet that’s crowded with coats, sports equipment and all your other junk. It’ll give a whole new meaning to the term “coming out of the closet”!  Are you thinking of using your “Man Cave” in the basement?  Please, every one of us already know what you do down there, slut.

Now, since we’re going for quickies here:

Ms. Delia isn’t going to hold you to the 5 edges – 20 minutes – asking me for permission to come out loud – I know you’ll be asking for permission in your dirty little mind.  I do however want you to find at least 5 different places to masturbate on the sly this week.  And make sure you comment about your most successful on the sly stroke for me this week.

Remember to fill in your spread sheets if you are following the Summer of Masturbation program!

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