Can You Make That Cock Bigger?

Can You Make That Cock Bigger?

You See All The Ads

You do, don’t you?  “Use this one trick to get a bigger penis!”  And you check them all out, because you have a small penis and are being totally humiliated by hot, sexy women every time you whip it out.  None of them work though, do they?  All those creams, lotions, exercises…it still leaves you with a tiny penis.  Let me give you three tips to make your penis look bigger.

It’s All About The Flow

You cock gets hard because of the flow into it.  So, if you want it to be bigger when it’s all aroused and erect, you need more.  So – take a nice hot shower right before you and your lady – or your guy, you slutty sissy faggot! – are ready to get down to it.  The heat of the water will dilate the  vessels and might make you look a bit bigger.  Oh, and if you’re warmer, your ball sac will hang a bit lower and you may look like you have a nice set of balls!

Shave That Bush!

That’s right. If you shave it down and prune that bush, you might look a bit bigger, because that cock won’t disappear into the undergrowth.  Everything will be out there and readily visible, so maybe you’ll gain a half an inch or so – which could be quite a lot for that small nub!

Get Rid Of Spare That Tire

Got a bit of a paunch hanging over that prick – maybe a bit of a shelf covering it up.  Lay off the donuts, and lose that donut of fat.  If you can get rid of that extra weight, that cock will stand out lnice and proud.

Now, is any of this really going to give you a cock you can be proud of?  Oh, please, you’re still going to have a small cock – none of this is going to add 3 inches to that 2 inch nub!