You See All The Ads
You do, don’t you? “Use this one trick to get a bigger penis!” And you check them all out, because you have a small penis and are being totally humiliated by hot, sexy women every time you whip it out. None of them work though, do they? All those creams, lotions, exercises…it still leaves you with a tiny penis. Let me give you three tips to make your penis look bigger.
It’s All About The Flow
You cock gets hard because of the flow into it. So, if you want it to be bigger when it’s all aroused and erect, you need more. So – take a nice hot shower right before you and your lady – or your guy, you slutty sissy faggot! – are ready to get down to it. The heat of the water will dilate the vessels and might make you look a bit bigger. Oh, and if you’re warmer, your ball sac will hang a bit lower and you may look like you have a nice set of balls!
Shave That Bush!
That’s right. If you shave it down and prune that bush, you might look a bit bigger, because that cock won’t disappear into the undergrowth. Everything will be out there and readily visible, so maybe you’ll gain a half an inch or so – which could be quite a lot for that small nub!
Get Rid Of Spare That Tire
Got a bit of a paunch hanging over that prick – maybe a bit of a shelf covering it up. Lay off the donuts, and lose that donut of fat. If you can get rid of that extra weight, that cock will stand out lnice and proud.
Now, is any of this really going to give you a cock you can be proud of? Oh, please, you’re still going to have a small cock – none of this is going to add 3 inches to that 2 inch nub!
Ms. Delia – I got the biggest laugh and smile when I read “prune that bush, you might look a bit bigger, because that cock won’t disappear into the undergrowth”.. Hilarious!
dear miss dee,
i have to admit i like it when you write about penis size. it has been “an issue” for me my whole life. i can still rememember (and this was on the phone) a girl asked me those golden words “how big are you”? it was only half obvious as to what she was talking about – but, in truth, we both knew. it was the first time i can remember feeling utterly tongue tied. i can still remember her gentle chuckle before i said something along the lines of “uh, well, pretty big or average….i guess”. Years later her response still rings in my ear, “That doesn’t sound very exciting…..” I sort of stammered out (barely) some sort of awkward resonponse and then she gave me a soft chuckle. From then on I felt like I was not equal, not “up to her”, and trying hard to stay in her “good graces”. i moved on at some point but have had other – similar experiences until i finally had a girlfriend who would simply, in the friendliest of ways talk about what a “little guy” i was. i was always “tongue tied” in the same manner as i was w my first girl. though i was not familiar with the term “dominance” or “dominant” at the time (I am now) – that is basically what followed. any time i sort of got assertive or “out of line” as she would call it – she’d bring it up. she frequently talked to me about it. always “cheerful” and “friendly” but teasing, and a tad cruel. she was rarely harsh or aggressive but a couple of times – pulled me by the ear or gave me a “little noogie” on the noggin to assert herself. i was pretty passive and became very submissive to her. truth is i adored her and thought she was gorgeous and totally wanted to stay stay stay with her – now, i love hearing from “the experts” so appreciate your blog. I think i really have come to accept this. etc.
yes i want a big one, dangling at mouth level in front of me..
How nice to have a cocksucker comment, ray!
I certainly hope you get all that you want 🙂
What a great comment!
Isn’t amazing how a (sexual) a comment from a woman can stay with you for so long? Wow, that soft chuckle must have been charged full of sexual humiliation for you!
I am glad you are on your way to smaller penis acceptance!
What a great comment!
Isn’t amazing how a (sexual) a comment from a woman can stay with you for so long? Wow, that soft chuckle must have been charged full of sexual humiliation for you! I am glad you are on your way to smaller penis acceptance! 🙂
Thanks, Ms Taylor!!
Though said in jest, I do think it can help the visual…like an illusion to make penises look better 🙂
i guess i am “on my way to acceptance” as you say, miss dee. to be honest it sort of felt like i had no choice. the “first girl” but even more so the later one i mentioned made it seem as though i had to accept a certain position or disposition if i was going to be around her. she brought it up………alot! She seemed to love to do this and seemed to have some sense that i would not object to her teasing me about my size. that has always made me wonder – how she knew that i wouldn’t or if she did know and was just testing me. anyway i really don’t think i ever did – i kinda shut up and “took it”. I think once she knew that she had that kind of hold on me she was sort of off to the races and quite domeering. since then i have never known a girl to find so many ways to bring up or inject the “issue” of size. it sort of defined her hold on me and she seemed to relish it. smiling all the way. i have wondered since if a womans ‘dominance’ over a guy is connected to size generally?
Small penis acceptance is such an interesting concept. I may blog about it.
The woman really had it spot on, right?
🙂 Ms. Delia
i guess she truly did have it “spot on”. it was her subtlety or “niceness” around it that killed me. and the ‘out of the blue’ style she had. if i were to conflict with her about something she “inject it”. Like, super sweetly, “do you think we should tell nancy” (a friend of hers who knew me)? Or “ooooh, have you seen my measuring tape”? She’d catch me off guard (even though it was not especially uncommon) and I would not know what to say or how to react. Then she’d give me an “awwwwww” or “that’s better” or whatever, something along those lines. I had been teased or chided before but not to the extent that she had a hold on me. Looking back i am still not sure what I could of or would have said. I’d blush a river and she loved that. It was alot of control and my really wanting to be near her that did it I guess. A woman could not do this with a larger or more assertive guy I guess. It was like she “taught me” something.
oh, I would really like it if you wrote more about women who – whatever the word is – “teach” or “handle” guys like this if you know about or if this relates to what you know. I am sure it cannot be “done” with everyone of course.
Wow, like your speaking directly to me. Im a black male that is only 6 inches erect. I tried penis pills, that penis stretcher device , and even tried the ancient technique of jelqing. What can I say , i was a sucker for every ad, email i got about penis enlargement
Hi Alex!
I call jelqing kegeling. It is seriously sexy! I have noticed it does increase thickness in men. Makes me wonder why it does not work well with your penis 🙁 Maybe something will work…
Ms Delia
Thanks for the comment billy!
Please email me: Delia@enchantrixempire.com and give me your thoughts about a new blog. 🙂 I am liking the idea!
Ms Delia
billy:
She HAD you & knew it!! There was nothing you could have done or said; no way you could have acted; nothing!! Your small penis was all she needed to teach you your place!
Ms. Delia
miss dee,
that is EXACTLY how i felt. like there was nothing i could do and no way for me to object. and, now, i am sure you are right – that she knew that. at the time i did not totally get it I was just pretty much off guard alot and did not know how to respond. i’d blush or get quiet or whatever and it just seemed that she enjoyed that – my reaction or lack of ability to react perhaps is better description. The more discomfort I felt the more she seemed to have this “oh isn’t this just great to talk about”! It seemed to lend itself to her being more directive or in charge in other areas as well. Another guy might have said the heck with this but I, clearly, did not.
miss dee,
you are precisely correct – THAT is exactly how it felt, exactly. It felt like there was absolutely nothing I could say, no way I could respond, no way I could object or fuss. For lack of better words I’d just “fill up” with embarrassment but feel totally “frozen”. In other words, looking back, it is like why didn’t I leave or “run” or object or, or, or. It’s kinda hard to totally “get” but it was like this thing that she knew gave her total charge. I think another guy would have left. I never thought about it before but wonder what it must have been like for her?? That is to be able to do that to me and know she was doing it. I presume she did not know that on “first try” but sensed that she could with me then learning of my size…..well………..
dear miss dee,
okay, i think that is the first time that happened – i was re-reading your comments on this post and realized that i did not or had not exactly understood what you were saying in using the term “small penis acceptance”. On first read I thought I did but no more. It just clicked. I think (tell me if wrong) that you are saying when I don’t respond, talk back, argue, or assert, in response to girls comments (in this case my former girlfriend) that I am “accepting” small penis status, or agreeing, or something along those lines? I think you are saying, beyond that, that there is a disposition and implications for it etc. etc.? I would love to hear more of your thoughts on this topic. I have not really thought about it in that way before. I emailed you but did not hear back.
jimmy –
You sure do have it there! You are absolutely agreeing to your small penis status! And, yes, beyond that there is more. Had you gotten my email yet? If not resend. My email has very strong spam filters, and at times things go wonky!
Ms. Delia
Oh billy –
Of course you get frozen and filled with embarassment! You are all too self conscious of your small dick!
Ms. Delia
You’re so right, billy!
Another man, one with a larger cock would have said the heck with it. He would not have blushed or been off guard.
Ms. Delia
miss dee,
i feel like that is part of how girls “know” – when there is little or no response. i have sometimes thought that i should respond or – i am not sure what (argue?) – but, it has always felt like anything i would or could say would sound silly. i am afraid in those situations of sounding even sillier than i feel already – so, i don’t. my eye contact is poor, i probably look down. i once, in one of those ‘chatty moment’ things saw a girlfreind (friend friend – no romantic) just smile – that is like this crazy moment – when it is like i am not “just” getting “teased” about something embarrassing but there’s this “she’s got me” or “i am hers” or i am just this little amusement – she knows it and i know it and she knows i know it. the odd thing is it’s like you (me) both hate it and know that’s how it is – at the same time!
So true, billy!
When there is barely a response you can be sure that the girl knows you are under endowed! She does have you and you certainly are hers, but she is not into you at all, so it can be quite an embarassing burn!
Ms. Delia
yes, and i’d love to understand “that” – why does it feel like that – why does she then “have you” i don’t fully understand why, then, i don’t just turn away. it’s like some deep piece of reality now is connecting us – even though, as you say, i don’t sense alot of interest, usually.
billy:
It might be because women just like to laugh at you. Your penis is small…the kind of penis made for anal, but even then women just mock you. And because there is that difficulty for you turning away, it is so easy for women to make you remember you are too inadequate!
Ms. Delia 🙂