Ms. Delia Is Back!
…and I missed Masturbation Monday! So, we’ll just have to go with Tug On It Tuesday! I’m sure none of you strokers is going to complain…are you? If you do, I can always leave you denied…and then spank your ass for being such a brat!
How About Some Food Masturbation Fun
I have a beautiful set of melons here for you. Would you love to slide you cock in and out of them? Oh, I’m sorry, did you think you were going to get a titty fuck? Like I would ever let your small penis anywhere near my bountiful breasts. No, stroker, I meant these actual melons right here. Ripe and juicy and ready for you to fill them up.
Who’s On Top?
Start out by cutting a hole in that cantaloupe – make sure your cock fits tightly inside of it. Now you get to figure out who is on top. Are you going to thrust in and out of that merry melon, or are you going to have it ride your dick? Either way, make sure you get those five edges done before you even start to think about adding some cream filling. Just think about how delicious it will be to taste that melon, with all the juice running down your chin!
Hi just wish I could now on day 516 of lock up and still no sine of release.
Ever try a banana?
Cut off the top, scoop out the fruit, being careful not to damage the skin.
Fill it with hot water, pour it out, and…
Well – you know what comes next. The slurping and sucking sounds add to the excitement.
If only it weren’t so messy…
Ms D, You have once again provided a topic that i have a bit of experience with and several associated memories. Cantaloupe are nice and portable for Your question regarding “who’s on top” and have utility for the exercise You describe. One does have to be a bit exact when cutting the hole, and once the meat of the melon is penetrated, there are all those strings and seeds for a unique sinsation. my preference is for watermelon (and You know why).
I’ll bet many local grocery stores saw an increase in cantaloupe sales after this post Mistress Delia.
I would agree asy!
Sometimes masturbation and food go very well together!
🙂 YUM!
Ms. Delia
Well, kneel…
I think we will have to try this when watermelons are in season!! MMM mmm!!
Ms. Delia
What a great idea, bill!
I have seen a banana peel used, but opened to get out the fruit. I LOVE just cutting off the top and keepint the peel whole. 🙂
Perhaps I will have to have someone try this and I will blog about the results 🙂
Thanks for the “food” for thought!
Ms. Delia
Oh wow!
Chastity cowboy, you are getting close to 2 years in chastity! Congratulations! What an accomplishment!
Ms. Delia
Can not tell a lie…
Its not my idea. I read about it when I was an 18+ teenager in one of my dad’s Penthouse magazines.
“Dear Penthouse…”
Hi bill!
I must admit, I LOVED Penthouse too! I loved some of the letters, but totally admit I was in it for the pictures! 🙂
Ms. Delia
Ms Delia…love the way you describe the the act of enjoyng a mellon…and yes, we all wish they were your beautiful melons and not the fruit. But I guess beggers can’t be chosers 🙂 I for one have enjoyed a few melons (fruit) in my time.
I am looking forward to Lent and “Fuck it Fridays”. I can just magine the irony of not being able to eat meat on Fridays but being forced to fuck a nice piece of brisket, or maybe a pork loin, a rump roast sounds devine…or possibly even a chicken breast 🙂
LOL, PB!!!
Fuck it Fridays? I may actually HAVE to do that, lol.
I absolutely will keep you in that loop!!
🙂 Ms. Delia