Is my penis too small, Mistress? Well if you have to ask me, the answer is yes. Oh yes, it is a small penis!
Do You Know How To Measure A Penis?
Compensating for a Too Small Penis
The way you guys measure your dicks just to try to eke out that extra 1/8 of an inch makes me laugh! Do you really think there’s a difference between 3 and 7/8 and 4 inches? I mean really, you measure length by going underneath and including your balls. You go over the top and stab that ruler into your gut, trying to get that extra millimeter.
Standards DO Exist for Penises!
Well, my good friends at The Visualizer have come up with a standard way to measure the size of your cock. So, from now on, that’s what we’re going to use. Just so it’ll be fair. You don’t want that guy with the micro-penis beating you out because he included his balls and you didn’t, now do you. Beating you off? Maybe, but not beating you out…
Cheating with Measurement Does not Count!
If you have to ask if it is too small, it sure is. But we will be honest now. With these Teeny Tiny Thursday posts, you are learning so much more about your inadequacies. Next week, we will use those measurement skills so you all are on the same page, and we get true standard penis measurements that will stand up to MY judgement. I wonder who will be the teeny tiniest of them all?
I do love humiliating your small penises!
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