STeak and a Blow Job Day With Pie!
March 14th is the unofficial “Steak and a Blow Job” Holiday, and also, this year is National Pi Day. So the first ten digits of pi will be exactly aligned twice at 9:26:53 am and pm (3.141592653) Cool, right?
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I guess we can add some pie to the day as well just to pay our respects to the Math World, making this the perfect holiday for cum eaters, cocksuckers, and those who love steak and pie! Even in Ms. Delia’s World will there be a grilling of a fine steak, and some amazing cock sucking. Hell yes! I love this holiday because it is just plain fun.
So I picked out a nice, thick, juicy rib eye, and I will grill it all up with a nice side. Then there is the blow job. Mmmmmm. I think it is special because it is expected and anticipated, and oh I do NOT disappoint!
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I love to suck Jack’s cock, and I suck cock really well, and tomorrow will be no exception! I will lick and suck every inch of that perfect cock. I will tease it, even edge it a few times until it is twitching, and I feel the craving for cum! And Oh yes, I will swallow every drop with a very satisfied smile on my face!
But What about us, Ms. Delia?
Oh, My poor strokers! On this special holiday, of course you get an orgasm! Unfortunately for you I am only doing the cooking and blowing at my place, so you will just have to rub that orgasm out yourself. And I have an idea! Why not have some sexy food play with a warm apple pie? Just fuck it, and eat the slice you cum in or on! Now that’s how to celebrate!
Celebrate in style and remember to BEG for Ms. Delia!
Yay for Steak and Blow job Day! And yes, Pi day as well. This year is extra special for the Math world since it only happens once a century. Really cool! So hope everyone enjoys steak, blow jobs , and Pi. I am so with you on the juicy rib eye, Ms Delia…yum! Grilling it up good. Then a nice cock sucking for desert….delish. Enjoy Sexy! I know I will 😉
Steak and Pie…well.. I used to be almost male…and loved a big steak and pie, and pussy after dinner..NOW, I have been totally transformed by all you ldw women, and all the ones I dated……I get TUBE STEAK, PEARL NECKLACE for dessert…cream pie from my ex and her real man…and I AM THE PUSSY PERMANENTLY….ohhhhh help….
I only wanted to see how it felt to be a woman…so I could get more of them..now I AM ONE…..it is just like that transformation magazine says…if you read this you will becum this…sooo true…..and women tell me all the time….oh dear sweety..look at YOUUUUUU
SO SWEET N SWISHY, SUCH A NICE FIGURE…..ME = OH, WANT TO DATE…HER…LOL, I DON’T DATE GURLS YOU SILLY QUEEN…HEY EVERYONE, LOOK AT THE FLAMING SISSY…..LOOK…LOOK AT HER…
😀 Thanks, Ms. Kaylee!
I lov ethat you commented on the math too! I love math, and yes, I might be a bit of a nerd there, but why not? Yes to steak and blowjobs with pie too! Best day ever!
If I am this turned on at the idea of you getting down and dirty while giving a blowjob, I cannot IMAGINE how turned on everyone else is. Steak and a Blowjob Day is a new one on me, but I don’t mind making steak for my boyfriend. Good thing I have a cuckold for all the blowjobs I can arrange! There’s no rule about who has to do the sucking, right? =)
Very nice post. It’s hot imagining you giving a skillful bj. I plan to celebrate as well, penis and porterhouse for the lady with malbec to wash it down, and two ball custard for desert.
What’s more American than apple pie? A steak. And a blowjob. I’m with you on this holiday; I love it! In fact, my sexy hot out of town boyfriend is definitely swinging by to get his! You have to be really special to get a mind-blowing bj from me, but luckily for him, he is!
Hopefully the rest of these red-blooded American boys can find a willing mouth (or warm pie) to get them off!
Steak and BJ Day is a wonderful concept and truly the only gift you ever have to give a man. Or in my case – it’s something I re-gift. In honor of the day I invited a girlfriend over I cooked and she gifted mr. roy with one awesome hummer! Good friends are forever 🙂
Wow, what a wonderful “unofficial” holiday.
I got to release three of the five times I was allowed.
Thank you Miss Delia.
Great post Ms. Delia! I actually celebrated Pi Day in a very similar fashion with the sweet subbie I’ve been whipping into shape. For the first time that week, he was allowed an orgasm and dessert…he didn’t realize the two would be combined! LOL—the look on his face when he finally understood wass priceless! I don’t think he’ll ever look at strawberry cream pies the same way again 🙂
What a wonderful Pi day it was! It was a total cream Pie day yesterday sizzling on the phone lines in keeping with the theorem alignment. I love it when serendipitous events coincide so seamlessly. In fact it makes me wonder if there was an undercurrent in the air more than just the subconscious power of suggestion at work, something even more mysterious afoot… Mistress Magic making those cum eaters crave cock even more than usual perhaps?! 😉
Hot Post!
Thanks for a reason to celebrate. i can’t help but to think of the ZZ Top tune “Tube Steak Boogie” when i read Your title. It does seem to go well with blow jobs. Lucky Jack! i guess, i’ll just settle for some kielbasa. 😉
HAHA! That is sexy seeing you on cam with kielbasa!!
WOW! 3 times 🙂 You must be exhausted, mer mer!! LOL. Glad you enjoyed!
dude, it is HOT for me to GIVE the skillful blowjob!! 😉
missy!
LOL. I truly think you will only ever be a female! You will NEVER be a real man again…and honestly were you really ever a real man?? I mean seriously! LOL