Kevin, a very poorly endowed stroker understands his size is underwhelming, and he sent along mantras for me, that really did make me laugh! I love mantras for small penis humiliation! Honestly, I love mantras for all occasions. The unlucky among the male species who possess a small penis would do well to use these mantras to introduce some levity to their “situation.” After all, we ladies are amused by your inadequacy. You know that right? So why not have some fun with small penis humiliation? Lighten things up a bit.
Self Awareness with a Small Penis
Self-awareness helps the humiliation of having a small cock. It is important to all of the small in your journeys to find yourselves. Now, you may have trouble finding yourself . . . literally! But these are addressed to your mind. It is important to bear your burden gracefully.
The 10 Mantras for Men with a Small Penis
1. When beneath my jockeys the Dominatrix felt, she knew there would be no need for a chastity belt.2. I have a small package and therefore, as a beta-male, I know my place in the world: second fiddle. That is my sexual destiny: to fiddle with myself.3. It’s not so much that I have a small penis, it’s that my small penis has me.4. My Dominatrix is a size queen, which means–of course–that she will make fun of my peen.5. My non-endowment causes the girls to take flight, but has all LDW Mistresses revel in cruel delight.6. Delia is quite a nasty girl, so when she sees me in my glory she signals the pinky curl.7. I have a modest member and a mighty sex drive, that I’m forced to satisfy with the hand jive.8. A micro-penis I cannot boast, though mine is smaller than mostI think of mine as a micro next of kin, cause the girls don’t know when its inMercifully, a micro I am not, but below the belt I drew a poor lot.I protest that mine is a small; not a micro! But Delia says, “So what? Both are a sideshow!”9. As our date came to a close, I pitched my undersized tent,so she lifted the sheet to find my non-eventthen left the bedroom with a fraudulent intent.To my secret pleasure and great lament,returned with her roommate to laugh and torment.Among dicks, I’m in the bottom one percent,which means that my little guy was doomed to go unspent,causing them to giggle at its gentle descent.When I begged for orgasm, they told me to get bentcause they wouldn’t wager on my happy ending one red cent.When the camera came out, I begged for them to relentshhh-lick, shhh-lick, shhh-lick whirred the shutter without my consentthey gathered proof positive that I was quite a small gent.
10. My earnest desire is for a between-the-legs-lick
After all it is lust, edges, and orgasm that make me tickBut when the girls discover that which is my “endowment,” they say, “ick”No problem, I’ll just call Mistress Delia at Vox E-ro-tic
Dear Mistress Delia,
Like clockwork, as you said, your blog appeared. Thank you. I’m happy that you got a laugh out of the mantras!
And I got a rise (humble though it was) out of your blog, particularly the tags that you attached: “ HUMILIATION, LITTLE DICK, SMALL COCK, SMALL PENIS HUMILIATION, SMALL PENIS HUMILIATION, SMALL PENIS HUMOR, SMALL PENIS MANTRAS, SPH” You listed Small Penis Humiliation twice, for emphasis I’m sure. But, don’t you think Small Penis followed by Humor is a bit repetitious? 😉
I followed each of the tags, which was such a fun journey. Two of your early blogs caught my eye: Want a Bigger Penis? from January 16, 2013 and Public Small Penis Humiliations from May 22, 3013, which got 30 comments! Both presented very interesting propositions. Please let’s explore them the next time you have your way with me.
I will sign off with one of your tags:
Bye, bye says Little Dick Kevin
Am I a cock sucker.?
Yes , I am a cock sucker
My tits are bigger than Ms Delia’s
And I suck cock better.
I belong to Mistress Delia and I respect her.
I suck cock for her . and I get fucked in my art vagina, and my ass.
I got surgery to make me a hermaphrodite for Her.
I perform in fla, texas, las vegas.
I love Ms Delia..
This post needs to come with a warning: Do NOT attempt to consume a beverage while reading the small penis mantras. I burst out laughing so hard I shot mountain dew through my nose! These are absolutely hilarious. Thank you for posting these and a thank you to your undersized little subbie for coming up with them 🙂
Oh Delia thank you, I needed something to cheer me up and that was hilarious!
Well done, very well done!
OMG……small penis mantras ! This is like a loser list! hahahahah I laughed my ass off …. and I can’t decide exactly which one or (several) that I think are the best. Isn’t that the great thing about phone humiliation mantras? When a humiliation pet is chanting the mantras I get to laugh my ass off!
I think my favorite is the part after 9 with the undersized tent and the non-event.
OMG…………the absolute BEST!
Glad you loved it Alice!
I enjoyed posting it!
I have a few questions related to small penises
1. Do guys who are small have to masturbate more?
2. Do guys who are small have less parter sex (related to above)?
3. Can women truly, truly, truly “tell” if a guy is small just by his
outward appearance, voice, manner, whatever?
4. Do most small guys acknowledge it or pretend otherwise?
5. Why do so many women seem to want small males to “confess” their size?
6. Do little guys truly, truly, try to compensate either consciously or
subconsciously by buying females more gifts, doing chores, accepting
poor treatment, etc etc etc?
Here are your answers, Mike:
1. In my experience, less endowed men do masturbate more.
2. Less endowed = less partner sex
3. Women can tell. We look.
4. Small guys should be tagged. That way we never have to wait for them to acknowledge.
5. We love the humiliation!
6. I DO think less endowed men SHOULD have to compensate females in the ways you described.
For myself the whole thing has been an “evolution”. I did not used to think in terms of compensating. I used to try not to think about it but over the years you get small reminders again and again. My introduction into it all was just hearing women “talk” and overhearing their interest, lust, excitement, whatever you call it – over endowed guys. It (literally) would make me quiet. I think on the one hand it was sort of fascinating (and exciting) to hear what women get excited by but on the other hand – a total bummer. It’s a mix of emotions. I have developed a sort of odd fetish (maybe that is the wrong word) which makes me want to do chores and errands for women. I feel like it is tied in to the endowment issue.
Dear Mistress Delia,
Please allow me to take a swing at Mike’s questions (unfortunately with a small bat).
1. Maybe, just maybe small guys have a stronger sex drive than the big guys. The “smallers” have more testosterone than the “ballers.” Chalk one up for the small guys.
2. Maybe the small guys are more confident in themselves and they don’t have to prove their worth by laying every pretty skirt that walks by. Maybe they’re secure enough to go the solo route (and perhaps even WEAR the skirt themselves! That shows leadership and versatility, don’t you think Mistress?) Another one for the good guys.
3. Yes Mike, many do (certainly the worldly, astute ones). It’s known as www-radar (wee, wee-wee radar, or “weedar,” for . . . um, short). We need to avoid them!
4. I don’t see many men clamoring to announce that they’re jealous of a light switch in the “on” position, Mike. (I find Mistress Delia’s tagging suggestion interesting. What was Mistress contemplating: hot-iron branding on the ass, microchip implants, an internet small penis registry, ear tags, forehead tattoo down to the tenth of an inch, or a federal law requiring all males to carry a replica banana and produce it upon female request? Re the branding, I can picture thousands of males on all fours lined up and crawling forward to get their brand, which would consist of a facsimile of their erection. The big guys would be getting the larger brands . . . though I don’t think they would be too upset by the increased pain inflicted by the red-hot iron.)
5. I can’t do better than Mistress Delia’s response. Funny thing, so do many of the guys who aren’t packing! That’s one reason why LDW is so successful.
6. Um, yep.
Finally, another point in favor of the runts: they are not attention whores. By the way, Mistress Delia, you never responded to my June 13 Comment to your blog. I’ve been crying in the corner of my masturbatorium ever since . . . real tears too! Oops, maybe a few runts are attention whores!
Kevin, your special friend
LOL. Kevin, you do crack me up!
I would love to explore more ways to laugh at and humiliate a small penis. So do you want a larger penis? Hmmm. We will discuss!
Ms. Delia
This is an AWESOME response, Kevin 😉
Oh I did reply to your other comment 🙂 Check it out. I REALLY love the banana idea. I got some small bananas at the store this week, just looked at them, and laughed!
🙂
Kevin, your comments cracked me up! (My sides still hurt from your description of ‘weedar’) Seriously, some of the funniest things I’ve read in a long time 🙂 Thank you for the laughs.
I love playing with little guys, and mantras are a great, fun way to add a little levity when reinforcing the sad reality of an sph addict’s short shaft. Awesome post!