An LDW Small Penis Club
With the coming (no not your lil nub!) of the Small Penis Contest, I thought it might be nice to take it one step further and form a Small Penis Club here at LDW!!
Small Penis Definitions
I think it is important to define exactly WHAT a small penis is so we know how to classify our members!
A thin penis – This may be average or more in length, but still is SO disappointing. To be considered thin, the circumference when erect, must be below 5 inches!
Any smaller than this and girth does not matter!
A below average penis – This is where things start to get fun! Any penis between 4 and 5 inches erect is BELOW average.
Look! A Small Penis!
A little penis – Something smaller than my lipstick tube is generally between 3 and 4 inches erect. And it is so very disappointing to all women.
A micro penis – This might be considered a nub and not a penis at all. It is closer to a clit. It should measure UNDER 3 inches erect.
Small Penis Club Membership
I think I will work with Ms. Andi to see if contest members would be willing to share there pictures. I think that those who want to be members, should have to get on cam and expose their tiny nubs! I guess that is a very easy, but sexually humiliating way to gain membership!
The best part about a Small Penis Club Membership is that you are in it for life! That nublet will never grow, so one in the club, you can NEVER earn your way out.
And provide two pictures one soft and the other erect (well as erect as you can get anyway)
I was told to enter the small penis contest & join the small penis club fully erect & rock hard I am less than 2inches long by fingersize wide & diameter & limp I am less than 1inch long by pinkyfinger size wide & diameter & have tiny little grape sized miniballs !!!
As you know Ms Delia, I have a “below average, thin penis”. I would love to join the LDW small penis club.
i am between 3 and 4 inches Ms Delia and while that once used to bother me i’m now aroused by the humiliation and shame of being a little dicked loser. And of course my little sissy clit looks better in panties. 🙂 i think every sissy fag would be proud to be part of Your small penis club!
Mistress Delia are you talking to all of us to provide 2 pics one hard & one soft ? Or someone individually ? & send the pics to where ? To you mistress Delia ??? Or mistress delia or ???
I just get the giggles anytime I see a small penis. How am I not supposed to burst out laughing? Not only is the owner of that penis pathetic on his own since he’ll always be passed up by women, but the very first thing I think of when I see that laughable, little nub is ‘What a fantastic cocksucking or cuckolding candidate. Maybe both!’ Yeah, I just laugh and laugh.
My Club is more of a hypothetical club!
Ms. Andi is running the small penis competition, so click the link in this post for ALL the instructions and where to ask questions and where to send pictures.
Ms Delia ~ I love it!!! Are we one step closer to tagging them??? PLEASE??? LMAO I have to say the most disappointing of all are the thin dicks. From all the feedback I have seen and heard we might need to have multiple chapters and locations of this club. There are a lot of them out there!!!
I’m below average but would love to have a little penis though I’m not far off from it.
Ms. KayMarie, I agree—it would be lovely to tag the teenie weenies to save women the time and the frustration of finding out down the road 🙂 I like the idea of an LDW small penis club; and like Ms. Delia said–membership is for life. No matter how much they rub and tug and grope and stroke their poor little nubs, they’ll NEVER turn into a real cock someday.
I am in the micro club
You should be in the small penis club then!