How Small is Your Penis?
Hello there small penis guys. Well, a certain segment of guys, that is. Often I think about what to blog about next. Recently, a big admirer gave me something to think about. The “big,” I’m afraid for him, refers to his feelings toward me and has nothing to do with his…anatomy!
Said admirer is a little guy . . . and I’m not referring to his height. Awwwww, poor fellow! My admirer is a big boy with a small toy. In fact, he is quite proud to own a small dick. His unfortunate situation often leads to extreme sexual frustration and, ironically, to an unrelenting hornyness. Which I think is so funny! These unsung and unhung of males are so often ignored, most especially by sexually active women.
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Touching, isn’t it? It’s time to show this long suffering sub-set of our species some love. . . after all, they get so little physical love. So, little men, this blog’s for you . . . and for that little guy below your belt. I invite those who come up short where it counts most to masturbate as you listen.
How to Get Ready to Masturbate
Those now in serious masturbatory preparation–the shorties of our audience–should ogle my photos for a few moments. Keep those images fixed in your mind as you enjoy yourself. To the Alpha males: Sorry, move along. Nothing here for you to see. The single Alphas might as well go ravish one or more of the many women that I’m sure you have at your disposal. Married Alphas: do your wife . . . multiple times of course. I’ll blog about Alphas soon. After all, I am married to an Alpha, and Alphas are often on my mind . . . and between my legs. Alphas: go and service the female half of humanity, and service them real good!
Small Penis Masturbation Head Space
I Might think of YOU in chastity!
Now, back to you, darling, one of the unlucky males cursed in the manhood department. You wonder, “what might Delia think and say if she saw me naked?” Picture yourself . . . standing before me . . . smack in the middle of a very large field . . . completely naked . . . awaiting my judgment.
Maybe we’re a public park, off the beaten path, so there’s the possibility (and danger!) of discovery. Or maybe we’re in the middle of nowhere beneath the blazing sun. I size you up, doing so very slowly. I look you up and down, and then up and down again. I’m very curious to see what you’ve got going on between your legs.
I zero in on your package. Then . . . silence. I’m thinking. You are shaking, vulnerable…oh, how outrageously vulnerable as millions of thoughts flash through your mind as you wait for my judgment.
Ms. Delia’s Penis Judgement is Harsh, but FUN!
Mistress Teases your SMALL Penis
Eventually, I render my verdict. Here are only some of the possibilities:
- Women adore men who make them laugh, but I think you’ve taken this a just a tad too far!
- You know . . . life is too short . . . and so’s your dick.
- It’s so unfair: guys DO wanna get “a little pussy” but we girls DO NOT wanna get “a little dick!”
- Sorry, you’ve embraced your feminine side a bit too much.
- You would be the perfect cover model for the “Don’t Want No Short Dick Man” album cover.
- Yea, dainty dick. I think you should get a good prostate massager and work with that; that’s probably your best bet.
Ms. Delia LOVES Tiny Penis Teasing
Now, dearest: don’t be hard on yourself. My undersized friend, I’m simply having some innocent fun . . . at your expense, of course. Admit it: you like my attention to your diminutive-ness. Hey, it’s our secret. I won’t tell a soul.
Admit it, you liked my small penis teasing. Sure, yours is fun sized, but it does work, no matter how small. If you would like to explore your particular sph situation, call me. I bet there are many unique aspects to your experience. I’d like you to share them with me . . . including, if you dare to disclose, your exact size. I bet also that I can make it all better, though not any longer or girthier. So, unhand your little dinky and use that hot hand to call me!
Until next time,
Beg for Mistress Delia
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Dear Mistress Delia, I love it so much that we share my little secret. Though, I suppose that will end when you release this Reply! (I hope that means that my dick will miraculously graduate from small to medium. I’ll let you know.) Your audio rendition of your blog is teasing, sexy, and sensuous. You know really know how to hurt a (small) guy and get him going. When you next dominate me, I promise to disclose my measurements (the 2-dimensional measurements); if you make me to get in touch with my feminine side, I’ll give up my BWH measurements too! There was something for everyone in this blog: the Alphas had their fun and so did the Betas . . . and I hope you had a lot of fun too. Thank you for your blog. Sincerely, Kevin, your big (but small) admirer.
When a girl finds out – either by seeing or guessing a guy is small it puts her in a position of automatic power. First this is something girls decide. You can think what you want but girls decide how big you are or are not. If you argue w a girl about this you seem even dumber than you do by being small to begin with. Secondly it gives her power because you know she could tell someone if she wants to. It makes you want to stay as best you can in her good graces. I have always wondered with girls – how they talk w girlfriends – do they keep the issue quiet so as not to be embarrassed themselves or do they sometimes tell.
I would agree!!
Keep it quiet for as long as you can!
I loved sharing this LITTLE secret!! 🙂
No worry though…maybe no one will check the comments, and no one will see your secret. Hee hee!
I can only get hard if you and the other mistresses dress me in bra/panties/heels as well as putting me in dresses/yoga pants/leggings/boots/lipstick and turn me into a girl. otherwise im about 3′:(
LOL!! I am laughing at your 3 inch penis, petey!
It is that size as I measured it when not hard. After seeing comments about needing control yes I do need control. I’m starting to believe I’ve become a cockold cream puff sissy girl. After seeing chastity on this blog I have to this that’s what you have planned for me:(
Yes, petey, you DO need control….
With you controlling my cock by locking it up you will have done what only one other mistress did. That’s putting me in chastity. Ms Melanie did that to me on our very first date aas she dressed me in a bra/panty set with a body con dress in a size 6. I was all made up with wig/lipstick/smelled like very sexy perfume & lotion. What will Ms Cindy & Ms Audrey think? :0 🙁 I’ll really become a locked up cream puff sissy
🙁 I won’t be able to get off whenever I want to:( just looking in mirror I’m so petite,soft & smooth as I look so girlish with bra/panty set on along with the pumps.:(
cream puff, sissy…you need to be locked away. All other Mistresses DO agree with me!
With you locking me up will I get a release? It’s how how you took control of me. You and the other mistresses aren’t going to tease me by giving me lipstick kisses on my cheeks are you? That’s going to get me hard if I’m locked up and I won’t be able to cum:( this will be difficult for me. Will you at least let me get off one more time before you lock me up?
petey, no release unless all Mistresses agree.
🙁 :0 I’ve no choice in this. With all of you agreeing in my release that could be a while. I’m just scared & afraid my chastity will show through my leggings/yoga pants:0 🙁 as well as my bra through my shirt:( :0 with each of you teasing me by kissing me on my cheeks I feel weaker & weaker as I notice the lipstick marks on my cheeks. Ms Violet & Ms Olivia always wanted to lock me up but never did until now. How did you know to put me in chastity?
I deserve to be teased, displayed, humiliated, and spanked for bringing something so small and inadequate for you to play with. My fleshy little thimble measures under 1 inch soft, and only 2 pathetic in inches fully erect. Confirmed member (actually micromember) of the LDW Small Penis Club,
Oh YES! You sure are a member of the small penis club!!! 🙂 little c is the perfect name!