Did someone say sex toys? It’s My Birthday (soon this month) and I will ORGASM when I want to! I LOVE to masturbate, and this is a shameless post about something I rarely talk about MY Masturbation!! Do read on! This does involve part of My Dungeon, so Pictures FIRST! My masturbation revelation hit me while I was cleaning and organizing the sex toys. Jack has a door, shelves, and drawers. Please see below.
The other day, I was cleaning one piece of the dungeon where many toys are safely kept.
Whips and Canes were cleaned and hung in their places, ready for use! Thanks, kneelcc for the purple ones. YUM!
The TENS unit and Violet Wand Set were snug on their shelves, and the tiny TENS was put in a case.
I put some of my favorite impact toys (LOVE my Mistress Paddle made by kneelcc) on a shelf for easy reaching and quick spankings!
All of the bondage rope, cuffs, and over/under the door restraint systems hang out together.
But there was ONE problem! I have a small space of toys. Seriously! Ms. Delia has only a FEW sex toys. I have my pink dildo, JO Lube, a pink pussy pump, Hitachi, and a rock chick I never use. I had a We Vibe 1, (still in drawer!) but it broke likely from overuse!
Mistress wants MORE! And honestly in an ENTIRE lovely armoire FILLED with sex toys WHAT Mistress ONLY has one small drawer for things used on HER???
So most know my birthday is September 26th…not too far away. Eek! And this is a special birthday because it has a 5 in it at the end. A 5 always marks a halfway point, like half way between 20 and 30, rofl. So this has made me wonder what I most want to do this year…travel, train for a marathon, learn something fun like scuba diving? And then, the other night it hit me…I want to orgasm A LOT! This sex toy drought HAS to change!
So let me go over my Amazon Sex Toy Wishlist with you.
Vibratex Dildos
This is my favorite dildo. The company does not make it anymore. I got it twice in pink, and ruined it during moves both times. Silicone lube is EVIL to toys!! Anyway, this would be fun to get in either PINK or BLUE. I am sure I could find a different dildo…but WHY should I have to?
Lelo Ora 2
Holy Fuck Yes! This toy is supposedly the BEST oral sex simulator! Watch the video on the Lelo site. I believe it!! I think this would be super cool to use during calls, especially pussy worship calls. Sometimes fingers or the Hitachi do not do the trick when one is imagining a tongue!
The We Vibe 4
I had the 1st one, and I over used it. Yes, Ms. Delia overused a toy, thus proving I need toy variety! AND THIS ONE IS NOW WIRELESS and has a remote and phone app. Seriously HOT toy! I loved the first one. To feel the upgrade would be amazing! To use the upgraded toy in a restaurant…oh yeahhhh!
A Strap-On Panty Harness.
YUM! These sexy harnesses run very small so say the reviews online not just Amazon! Others have a tomboy cut, but that is not super appealing to me. I love the ruching with ribbons. So feminine! These are supposed to make swapping out a dildo super easy, and you can wear them like panties…out to dinner…dildo in purse…find coat closet and…well, you know! Just my style!
Wedge Pillow Set
We have all seen the Liberator stuff, and no one wants to pay that kind of money for a wedge pillow for sex, and I totally agree. I saw a woman with homemade pillows at a fetish event, and she told me this is how she did it…got a medical set of wedge pillows and dyed the covers black. BRILLIANT!!! Instant set of sex pillows! I was AMAZED!
Vibrating Kegel “Balls”
I seriously do kegels all the time, but honestly I have ALWAYS been curious about balls. So I got BenWa Balls. I hated them! I mean who wants to rock all day in a rocking chair for one ball to hit the other? Yes, those were old school.
So I looked around and found a couple sets that were wireless, and also had clit stimulation. So not the old school “balls” by any means! This one is pretty and pink, and has 10 modes of vibration! And then This one is wireless, can bend, and can go in the water! HOT TUB FUN!! And it has different modes too.
So thanks for checking all of this out. I generally get and have gotten emails or questions about my birthday, and you all are so generous, and I am truly thankful for that!!
In the past I have usually gone for the fitness stuff because I have LOVED keeping my body fit and toned. But this year, I want to give it MORE PLEASURE!!! Yes!!!
You all know I am a Masturbation Mistress, so it just seemed right for me to talk about my very own masturbation. I think for my next year in age, I will become a female compulsive masturbator! Why not? I deserve it!!
And as you can see, I know and love sex toys, so give me a call, and we can shop for yours too!
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I know you want a new toy from one of your favorite pets, and I will find you something. However I’m thinking of something extra special for the two of us. So it might end of being a Christmas or even Valentine’s present. I’ll talk it over with you once I’ve finished this assignment you’ve given me. Love from your virgin.
Samuel
Oh some topping from the bottom? Samuel, this post should have ended with “I will”. Oh yes, we will talk!
Wow Ms Delia that is some toy collection! It makes mine look pretty weak next to yours. I love the different colors, they brighten things up in more then one way lol. Oh the subs that you have tied up with all of the ropes and the paddles that have cracked against many asses. I think that it is time that you get toys just for you and your pleasure. Happy Birthday Ms Delia xox
ive never used a dildo before. I think it would hurt and be really painful 🙁 ive heard it would get you way harder and shoot farther.
This is so true cream puff. Anal play with dildos can make your orgasm even more intense. That is…IF you are allowed one!
Thanks so much Ms. Cooper!!
As you can see the small drawer of my toys pales in comparison to all the others, lol. And those pics were not even ALL the BDSM toys 😉 So yes, this year is about My pleasure, and my orgasms, and my enjoyment 🙂
Those ropes have gotten so much use!
Ms Delia-I can’t say enough about the LELO line of toys! Our callers really do like to take care of our every need, don’t they? I hope your birthday wishes come true so this can be the most orgasmic year ever for you!
Oh Ms. Stephanie!
I must say I totally agree with you!!! I think my birthday wishes ARE coming true, and I am so thankful!! 🙂 I have heard SUCH good things about the LELO line!
Ms. Delia, thank you so much for allowing us to see inside your toy chest! My hat is off to kneelcc for that gorgeous paddle! I guess all that orgasmic energy work makes him extra inspired to treat his Mistress right! This gives me an idea….wouldn’t it be FUN if other Mistresses posted pictures of their toys? Maybe we should make this a “thing!”
My birthday isn’t untill December and I may follow suit with you and become compulsive masturbator as well. I have pocket rocket/hitachi magic wand as well as flesh jack with lube with my toys. I have dildos but yet to try out in shower as I’ve never tried it. If I did I’d want to wear my bra with my pumps to get harder and shoot farther.
Thanks, Ms. Piper!
I love showing a peek of my toy chest! I enjoyed showing my toys off very much!! Yes, kneelcc did a great job with the paddle…and the purple rope floggers too! Yes, when he does a project, that energy does inspire him! 🙂 Oh I would love a peek in other’s toy chests!! YUM! How sexy would that be?
Well, Petey,
I hope you get all the fun sex toys you want for your birthday! 🙂
Mistress, i checked Your wish list today and noticed a couple items listed above are not on it. Has some other benefactor beat me to providing You with such pleasures?
Oh kneelcc – I looked too, and I believe the items not there have been purchased 🙂 But there are a couple of fun things we can look at. The dildos…The face mask with dildo. Yesss. We can discuss the toys and what would be fun!