Did someone say sex toys? It’s My Birthday (soon this month) and I will ORGASM when I want to! I LOVE to masturbate, and this is a shameless post about something I rarely talk about MY Masturbation!! Do read on! This does involve part of My Dungeon, so Pictures FIRST!  My masturbation revelation hit me while I was cleaning and organizing the sex toys. Jack has a door, shelves, and drawers. Please see below.

BDSM Armoire

The BDSM Armoire

The other day, I was cleaning one piece of the dungeon where many toys are safely kept.

Whips Hung Neatly on the Door

Whips Hung Neatly on the Door

Whips and Canes were cleaned and hung in their places, ready for use! Thanks, kneelcc for the purple ones. YUM!

Electro Play Toys

Electro Play Toys

The TENS unit and Violet Wand Set were snug on their shelves, and the tiny TENS was put in a case.

Some Impact Play Toys

Some Impact Play Toys

I put some of my favorite impact toys (LOVE my Mistress Paddle made by kneelcc) on a shelf for easy reaching and quick spankings!

Bondage Stuff Fills a Drawer

Bondage Stuff Fills a Drawer

All of the bondage rope, cuffs, and over/under the door restraint systems hang out together.

But there was ONE problem! I have a small space of toys. Seriously! Ms. Delia has only a FEW sex toys. I have my pink dildo, JO Lube, a pink pussy pump, Hitachi, and a rock chick I never  use. I had a We Vibe 1, (still in drawer!) but it broke likely from overuse!

Mistress wants MORE! And honestly in an ENTIRE lovely armoire FILLED with sex toys WHAT Mistress ONLY has one small drawer for things used on HER???

My Sad Drawer

My Sad Drawer

So most know my birthday is September 26th…not too far away. Eek! And this is a special birthday because it has a 5 in it at the end. A 5 always marks a halfway point, like half way between 20 and 30, rofl. So this has made me wonder what I most want to do this year…travel, train for a marathon, learn something fun like scuba diving? And then, the other night it hit me…I want to orgasm A LOT!  This sex toy drought HAS to change!

So let me go over my Amazon Sex Toy Wishlist with you.

Vibrates Dildo

Vibratex Dildo

Vibratex Dildos

This is my favorite dildo. The company does not make it anymore. I got it twice in pink, and ruined it during moves both times. Silicone lube is EVIL to toys!! Anyway, this would be fun to get in either PINK or BLUE. I am sure I could find a different dildo…but WHY should I have to?

 

Lelo Ora 2

Lelo Ora 2

Lelo Ora 2

Holy Fuck Yes! This toy is supposedly the BEST oral sex simulator! Watch the video on the Lelo site. I believe it!! I think this would be super cool to use during calls, especially pussy worship calls. Sometimes fingers or the Hitachi do not do the trick when one is imagining a tongue!

 

 

 

We Vibe 4

We Vibe 4

The We Vibe 4

I had the 1st one, and I over used it. Yes, Ms. Delia overused a toy, thus proving I need toy variety! AND THIS ONE IS NOW WIRELESS and has a remote and phone app. Seriously HOT toy! I loved the first one. To feel the upgrade would be amazing! To use the upgraded toy in a restaurant…oh yeahhhh!

 

Strap-On Panty Harness

Strap-On Panty Harness

A Strap-On Panty Harness.

YUM!  These sexy harnesses run very small so say the reviews online not just Amazon! Others have a tomboy cut, but that is not super appealing to me. I love the ruching with ribbons. So feminine! These are supposed to make swapping out a dildo super easy, and you can wear them like panties…out to dinner…dildo in purse…find coat closet and…well, you know! Just my style!

 

 

 

Wedge Pillows

Wedge Pillows

Wedge Pillow Set

We have all seen the Liberator stuff, and no one wants to pay that kind of money for a wedge pillow for sex, and I totally agree. I saw a woman with homemade pillows at a fetish event, and she told me this is how she did it…got a medical set of wedge pillows and dyed the covers black. BRILLIANT!!! Instant set of sex pillows! I was AMAZED!

 

Wireless, Bendable, Waterproof

Wireless, Bendable, Waterproof

10 Vibe Patterns & Wireless

10 Vibe Patterns & Wireless

Vibrating Kegel “Balls”

I seriously do kegels all the time, but honestly I have ALWAYS been curious about balls. So I got BenWa Balls. I hated them! I mean who wants to rock all day in a rocking chair for one ball to hit the other? Yes, those were old school.

So I looked around and found a couple sets that were wireless, and also had clit stimulation. So not the old school “balls” by any means! This one is pretty and pink, and has 10 modes of vibration! And then This one is wireless, can bend, and can go in the water! HOT TUB FUN!! And it has different modes too.

So thanks for checking all of this out. I generally get and have gotten emails or questions about my birthday, and you all are so generous, and I am truly thankful for that!!

In the past I have usually gone for the fitness stuff because I have LOVED keeping my body fit and toned. But this year, I want to give it MORE PLEASURE!!! Yes!!!  

You all know I am a Masturbation Mistress, so it just seemed right for me to talk about my very own masturbation. I think for my next year in age, I will become a female compulsive masturbator! Why not? I deserve it!!

And as you can see, I know and love sex toys, so give me a call, and we can shop for yours too!