Penis Size Beliefs
Men Crack Me up with their Penis Size Beliefs!
So I’m sitting in bed the other night, idly stroking and teasing Jack’s cock. No, literally. I had him gagged with a pair of my panties, blindfolded and he had earbuds in playing just white noise. So basically, all he could do was focus on the sensations in his cock. And I was not even really paying attention to him, and just reading through things on my tablet. And then I came across this listicle all about “Men, What Do you Know About Your Penis?” I figured if anyone knew anything about penises, it would be me, but one of those beliefs surprised even me. It was about penis size.
The Average Penis
My article said that the average penis size was between 5 ½” and 6 ½”. Now, I already knew that. The next part was how guys are overly concerned about penis size. Knew that too. Makes no sense to me, it’s women who should be concerned because let’s face it. When you’re jerking off, it doesn’t matter how big your cock is, does it? Is your hand all like, “I’m not stroking that pindick”? No, it doesn’t care. For women though, if your packing a golf pencil that we can’t even feel, that’s a problem! But, I digress, it was the next part that surprised me.
Guys Underestimate Their Cock Size
Now, I don’t know who the authors of this article were talking to, but I’ve never had a guy underestimate. Come on, you pindicks all know what you do when I ask you just how small it is – you round up! “It’s about 4 inches long, Mistress.” Which tells me it’s a lot closer to 3 than it is to 4! IF you pindicks do anything, you overestimate the size of those nubs!
Maybe what I need to do is find a real BBC – and see if he underestimates!
Podcast: Play in new window | Download
I underestimated until you taught me the correct way to measure your cock.
I feel like a lot of times women are “nice” about their disappointment. They don’t say anything or they say something that gives their true feelings away. No matter what she says a less than impressed tone comes across. Then there is the absolutely dreaded “I actually like small guys”! It is like a dagger in the heart. I think the way small guys learn the most about women’s true feelings is how women talk about big guys or even average guys. There is often a tone of excitement or satisfaction. Some girls even brag about having “big” boyfriends. I think many girls are genuinely happy when they have a guy who is truly manly down there. I think it would be best if women just told you when they felt disappointment. I also think the issue relates to male submissiveness.
Interesting, Ms Delia! Love hearing about your interactions with Jack. 🙂 And this article baffles me too. All my sph sluts tend to over estimate too. I always know they are rounding up, because when I make them actually measure their little scraps, they are always smaller than estimated.
Ms. Delia, first the thought of having your man all tied up in your panties and listening to white noise is such a lovely thought to contemplate. But I digress…you so accurately describe the many misconceptions of penis size. And how true it is that our tiny callers are always the ones to overestimate! I can’t count the number of times I hear “oh about average” when asking a SPH addict about his size. When pressed, he will tell me about 4 or 5 inches, when in truth it’s closer to 3.5. Ha! Great post 🙂
This is one of those subjects that just never stops being funny! I had a caller a few days ago call himself ‘average’ and he was seven inches. Ok! That’s fine, seven inches can be very workable and a good time! But when a caller says he is ‘average’ and he is only four inches, a Mistress has to set him straight! It’s called denial, loser! Let’s be honest with ourselves!
LOL. You are so correct, Ms. Amber!!