Penis Size Beliefs

Men Crack Me up with their Penis Size Beliefs!

So I’m sitting in bed the other night, idly stroking and teasing Jack’s cock.  No, literally.  I had him gagged with a pair of my panties, blindfolded and he had earbuds in playing just white noise.  So basically, all he could do was focus on the sensations in his cock.  And I was not even really paying attention to him, and just reading through things on my DCP_3844 - Copytablet.  And then I came across this listicle all about “Men, What Do you Know About Your Penis?”  I figured if anyone knew anything about penises, it would be me, but one of those beliefs surprised even me.  It was about penis size.

The Average Penis

My article said that the average penis size was between 5 ½”  and 6 ½”.  Now, I already knew that.  The next part was how guys are overly concerned about penis size.  Knew that too.  Makes no sense to me, it’s women who should be concerned because let’s face it.  When you’re jerking off, it doesn’t matter how big your cock is, does it?  Is your hand all like, “I’m not stroking that pindick”?  No, it doesn’t care.  For women though, if your packing a golf pencil that we can’t even feel, that’s a problem!  But, I digress, it was the next part that surprised me.

Guys Underestimate Their Cock Size

How Small is Your Penis?

How Small is Your Penis?

Now, I don’t know who the authors of this article were talking to, but I’ve never had a guy underestimate.  Come on, you pindicks all know what you do when I ask you just how small it is – you round up!  “It’s about 4 inches long, Mistress.”  Which tells me it’s a lot closer to 3 than it is to 4!  IF you pindicks do anything, you overestimate the size of those nubs!

Maybe what I need to do is find a real BBC – and see if he underestimates!