Today I am going to read you a story. A small story…errr a sph story! You do not have to read this blog. Just listen. Here is some background.
One of my “huge” fans–unfortunately, I’m NOT referring to this man’s most important physical attribute–has the earnest desire to be the public center of attention, in front of iPhones, cameras, and most of all, the ladies, all WITHOUT revealing that he has a thumb-drive-sized dick.
You know, he wants to keep his shorts to hide the fact that he . . . well . . . that he has a tiny dick. You can sympathize, right?
He’s afraid of the mockery that would certainly accompany such a revelation.
You, dear reader, understand all too well how this riddle confuses his thinking. You too want . . . attention . . . to be noticed . . . to be a player . . . TO MATTER . . . to participate with most people in the great game of sex!
But you are also realistic. You DON’T want to be a LAUGHINGSTOCK.
What if you could feed that insatiable need to show off but without revealing that you’re a leprechaun dick?
You want to dip your toe into the water but not face all the consequences. You’re a little dick wonder who wants to have your cake and eat it too. Awwww, so cute!
Threading that tricky needle while possessing a needle dick presented a challenge to my hapless fan-boi.
Want to hear this story?
Oh, I bet you do!!!
Click the audio link below, close your eyes and visualize this happening in a strip club near you!
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Delia, what a brilliant audio. So worth listening to your beautiful tease to the end. Especially because of the reward at the very end (xhamster liza sph). LOL! Anyone who has a small penis will love your recording. And, you know, Delia, i loved it. Are you surprised?
That clueless boy! So clueless: that makes it so funny. Liza and the audience knew what was going on, only the poor guy was unaware that he had just been exposed. Hilarious!
Please keep recording and provoking the hapless male half of humanity.
Sincerely, hard but hardly so, lil kev (can’t wait for Friday)
lil kev!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clueless, right 🙂 I love this story!
Ms. Delia
I have always had the same feelings when ladies talk about “size”. My feelings are total opposites. I feel very scared – more than “frightened” – I feel scared. I have learned that near all women think about and consider a males size in some way or another. I have come to believe it is a natural female thing to do. I feel a deep fear, insecurity, and envy of other guys (I would never ever admit that). At the same time I feel excited – I guess just when women talk about penis’s at all it is exciting to me. The fear tends to be larger than the excitement but I am excited. I have really always known I was “small” – even before a female told me so. Somehow I “knew”. Now I think I want to accept it. I once heard a female friend talking about some guy she knew and she said “You know….he’s one of those typical…little dicked guys”. She said it like it was a “type” of guy and like this was just a fact – how “little guys” are? I’ll never forget it. The way she sounded about it. I think part of you is terrified but another part wants the girl to know….
I truly think one of the things a man wants to be for a woman is big and strong and “all male”. We do not say it like that but I think it is true. On penis size I think males don’t get to say what is big, medium, small or tiny. Women get to say that and actually I think they know better than guys do what is what because we only see them in locker rooms. If a woman mentions the size issue to me I have found that my natural reaction is to be quiet, not “talk back” and I usually almost automatically look at the floor or something. I try to act “natural” but inside I know that she is the boss and if she tells me that I am tiny than I will sound dumb arguing.
Scared about size is common, Michael!! Envy, frustration, confusion, and other emotions seem to go along with that.
Accepting your small penis is a good goal!
Ms. Delia
I feel a swirl of emotions over it. They are deep and hard to identify at times. I feel conflicted in a way. There is a part of me that wants to hide in the closet and for this topic never to come up with a real live woman. It is like wanting to put my head under the covers like a child. I literally get nervous if women talk about this issue around me (even if it is not directly to me) – I get scared that the conversation could turn toward me. I feel like girls know or can tell or “see you” for who you are and it scares me. There is another part of me that actually really wants to know and hear what girls like and want and desire and what makes them sexually happy and fulfilled. It is like I want to hear the truth of it.
This is EPIC !!!! I especially loved Michael’s comments about every “man” wanting to be a “big strong man” — awwww, that’s sad and funny and everything in between. The teenie weenie guys DO have a place in the life of a beautiful woman like you … amusement, wicked torment, amusement … ~laughs~
The small penis hand signal. I love it.I go to numerous SPH sites just to see the signal
Mmmm Love that!