Wondering If Your Dick Is Small

If you’re wondering if you have a pindick? If you have to wonder, then you most certainly do!  Let’s be honest here, why would it even cross your mind if it wasn’t a small penis?  However, if you’re still on the fence as to whether you have an adequate cock, I’m going to help you out here.  First off, if when it’s fully erect it’s 5 inches or less?  ALL women consider that small!

Can You Unroll A Condom?

Now, don’t go buying Magnums, you’ll fail for sure!  However, if you get that horny little penis hard, slide a condom over it, and it’s a) all bunched up at the base or b) there’s enough room in the tip to capture a bucketful of cum?  You’re small.

The Post-It Test

You’ve heard about the toilet tube test, but here’s the Post-It test.  Get hard.  Can you trace your entire penis on a 3×5 Post-it?  You are small.  Can you put it on one of those square ones that are 3 x3?  That is a true pindick!

Handjob?

Can you really get a full handy?  Or when you stroke for me …because I know there’s no woman giving you a handjob… is it really only a two finger job?  Do I even need to tell you how small you are? I didn’t think so!

Women See Your Penis

What happens when you get naked in front of hot, sexy women?  Do they stifle a giggle behind their hand?  Or do they break out laughing?  Point and say “Oh, my god!  I never knew they came that small?”  Women who actually see your penis – or lack thereof, will NEVER brag about it. They will laugh instead!

Does Your Dick Hang Low?

Does your penis hang below your balls?  Now, wait!! Don’t try to tell me that sad penis can not…that it’s because you have big, hanging balls, either.  I mean, I know they’re full – aching and blue, too – but if your cock doesn’t hang below your balls, say it with me, you’re small!

What to do with a small penis?  Well, there’s really only one option.  Pindicks like yours are perfect for chastity and cuckolding!