Wondering If Your Dick Is Small
If you’re wondering if you have a pindick? If you have to wonder, then you most certainly do! Let’s be honest here, why would it even cross your mind if it wasn’t a small penis? However, if you’re still on the fence as to whether you have an adequate cock, I’m going to help you out here. First off, if when it’s fully erect it’s 5 inches or less? ALL women consider that small!
Can You Unroll A Condom?
Now, don’t go buying Magnums, you’ll fail for sure! However, if you get that horny little penis hard, slide a condom over it, and it’s a) all bunched up at the base or b) there’s enough room in the tip to capture a bucketful of cum? You’re small.
The Post-It Test
You’ve heard about the toilet tube test, but here’s the Post-It test. Get hard. Can you trace your entire penis on a 3×5 Post-it? You are small. Can you put it on one of those square ones that are 3 x3? That is a true pindick!
Handjob?
Can you really get a full handy? Or when you stroke for me …because I know there’s no woman giving you a handjob… is it really only a two finger job? Do I even need to tell you how small you are? I didn’t think so!
Women See Your Penis
What happens when you get naked in front of hot, sexy women? Do they stifle a giggle behind their hand? Or do they break out laughing? Point and say “Oh, my god! I never knew they came that small?” Women who actually see your penis – or lack thereof, will NEVER brag about it. They will laugh instead!
Does Your Dick Hang Low?
Does your penis hang below your balls? Now, wait!! Don’t try to tell me that sad penis can not…that it’s because you have big, hanging balls, either. I mean, I know they’re full – aching and blue, too – but if your cock doesn’t hang below your balls, say it with me, you’re small!
What to do with a small penis? Well, there’s really only one option. Pindicks like yours are perfect for chastity and cuckolding!
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All of you know I have a small clitty????. As the only way I can get hard is all of you dressing and lipstick kissing my cheeks. I know being yours and ldws cream puff girl is only way and yes chastity is must to keep me under your control.
Mistress, I realized this problem when I was a teenager and saw some friends showering in the club. I got impressed about what they had and I didn’t. Later, my first girlfriend, who was already experienced in sex, used to insinuate that I was small. Almost all the techniques you listed now can be used to confirm that I am small. I think it all was import because since young I learned to be submissive and accept that becoming a cuckold would be a matter of time.
Very early in life I remember girls speaking rather openly about their esteem for and attraction to well endowed guys. It happened a lot. Sometimes it was pretty indirect and subtle where one girl would say to another “I heard he was really nice….(wink, wink). It was like girls sort of knew what each other was talking about while hardly even using words. But other times it was more “open”. More than a few times I heard girls talk about or ask “How big are his hands”? Or a girl would be going out on a first date and her friends would joke “do you have your ruler”? (it always seemed to me like it was half a joke but half quite serious). I have quite small hands and fingers which are often not noticed but once as young man the friend of a girl I liked asked to see my hands. I could not refuse as I would have felt dumb or defensive. She held her own small feminine hand up to mine and it was just as big. They were not measuring my hands really. It was like they both knew and the girl said something about the connection between small hands and other things being small. I’ll never forget this.
Ms. Delia,
I *so* love your measuring devices. The post-it is the funniest I have heard, especially a 3×3! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I busted up laughing *knowing* there are men (if you want to call them that) who don’t even measure up to a 3×3.
Micropenis, anyone?!?
Poor little lambs with their dicklets.
*snickerlaughlaugh*
The post it test works! So many find ways to cheat on cock size!!! But the post its do not lie!
Thanks so much for this comment, owen!!!
So, how small are those hands…. Hmmm?
Oh peter! So often a small penis and cuckolding just go right perfectly together!!!
We do know you need lipstick kisses creampuff!!!! Chastity is really all you deserve!
I think the worst thing about having small hands is that you cannot hide them. I have had girls say let me see your hands and not exactly say they were “checking” for endowment size. You know they are thinking that or at least I think they are. It is almost worse than if they “just” said they were. I had a senior high school girl once comment on my hands in front of her friends. I could have died.