Harmless Masturbator, Helping Men Get In Touch With Themselves
That’s the unique service that we provide here at LDW. We bring out the best in you . . . and–if you’re lucky–we permit you to bring out the cum. We summon those deep, dark, primal yearnings. We help you embrace your pleasures . . . and your penis. So, relax, take a warm bath, pamper yourself, and slather on some of that body cream. Do this slowly, deliberately. Have fun . . . good pre-call prep begets a decadent session. Then, simply pick up the phone and ring one of us.
If you call me, I will agitate and soothe you, hurt and console you. And, you will accept it. Gladly. I will delight you and heighten your horniness.How do I know this? Well, look at the title of this blog. Look at my, if not entirely “feminine” instructions, my, ahem, genteel urgings. (Take a warm bath and use body lotion: are you a chick? Nawwww, just channeling that inner feminine energy, right!) I’ve put you in a place that you want to be . . . and not only are you still listening, but you are also quite turned on. You like it, don’t you? You’ve taken the BAIT . . . and perhaps even begun to masterBATE.
Now, let me set the hook. Repeat after me:
I am a masturbator
I am a harmless masturbator
I am a powerless masturbator
I am a lifelong masturbator
I am a passionate masturbator
I am a vigorous masturbator
I am a willing masturbator
I am a gifted masturbator
I am a masterful masturbator
I am an incurable masturbator
I am a jerkoff: a . . . jerkoff . . . for . . . Enchantress Delia
I am a harmless masturbator unless . . .
Unless what? Well, you know where all this leads. All this preparation and effort and moaning and edging, and touching the nether parts of your body. To what end? Well, to manufacture a love puddle, right? Let’s put that wank paste to use. I want you to swallow. You know you want to prove your devotion to me. You’re gonna drink it, my sweet little masturbator.
You decide the method. Maybe you have a spoon on the night table: go ahead, scoop that masturbation mayonnaise off your stomach and . . . slurp it: bottoms up! And remember, two scoops are better than one. Be sure to lick the spoon clean. How many scoops did you unload?
Or maybe you cum into a bowl of Cheerios and let those little O’s marinate overnight for a healthy, protein filled breakfast!
Or, just lick up that now glistening emission that you ejaculated onto the fitted sheet. That goes double if you’ve just fucked a hotel bed. We don’t want housekeeping gossiping that the guy in room 404 has been engaged in some serious “me” time. Now, center your ass smack in the middle of that wet spot. After all, you made self-love against that mattress: time to cuddle up, big guy.
And so, my sweet stroker slut, I wish you a few serene hours of refraction before your next masturbatory adventure. You’ve earned a respite after a wonderful and exhilarating, if harmless, masturbatory workout.
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Would you be interested in having masturbation part of my feminization in dressing/lipstick kissing my cheeks and keeping me as your submissive soft weak helpless and cream puff girl Ms Delia? I haven’t got off in long time as this past month of May wore me out kicked my butt and spread way to thin. 🙁 I barely dressed up as well. This has to and will change!!!
Won’t eat/drink cum though.
Goodness, Mistress Delia. Your blog excites me! As I listened to you wonderful voice and wonderful recording, I grew hard, very hard. When your recording ended, what was I to do? I followed your clear instruction. I repeated your harmless masturbator affirmations. Then I came. Next, of course, I went to the kitchen and searched for those little O’s. I loved your recording: thank you. You’ve given me another good mantra. When we session next, quiz me: see if I’ve memorized it. If I haven’t, will you “help” me? (Oh, and thank you for my healthy breakfast this morning.)