Another Masturbation Techique
That’s right, it’s Masturbation Monday strokers! And today, you’re going to make yourself a kind of pocket pussy – out of your couch. Give’s all new meaning to “More cushion for the pushing!”, doesn’t it stroker slut!
What You’ll Need to Make a Cushion Pussy
Well, first, you’ll need a couch. Then you’ll need Fleshlight. You thought I was going to make you get a plastic bag and hump that? Please, stroker, that doesn’t work. There isn’t enough friction. Although, for a cocktease bitch like me, that would be pretty cool, don’t you think? Making you hump a plastic bag in a couch, knowing that you’ll NEVER be able to get off? Oh, did I say cool? I meant cruel!
The Technique
Really, I have to spell this out for you? Slide that Fleshlight in between the cushions. Then get naked for me. Make sure there’s lots of lube inside that pocket pussy, then slide your small, hard dick inside of it, and start humping away. I really hope that couch is made of corduroy or wool, or something irritating. I imagine something like microfiber will feel really good. So hump away, edge at least five times for me before you shoot you’re load inside that Fleshlight. Now, lick it out, just like it was me, and clean all your spunk out of it!
Hump That Couch
Mistress Delia i only have a single chair and it’s a real retro one at that!Must be from the 70’s or older and has that solid foam cushion in it and it zips open in the back of the seat cushion.I guess i could use that and get on my little sissy faggot knees and hump it?Just one problem though.I guess i live up to my name Stupid Little Faggot here because i have no idea what a “Fleshlight” is?
Well I am no stranger to couch humping. I have even done the plastic baggie thing before I bought my first Fleshlight. In my home now humping the couch is a thing that is not done. Mostly because of the amount of people living under the same roof. Now I do like to put my Fleshlight or other masturbation sleeve that I may be interested in using between my mattress and box spring for pretty much the same effect.
Oh Jeff:
I will teach you all about the benefits of a fleshlight AND I can guide you through making one. Sort of a DIY Fleshlight tip I have 🙂 Oh, and it is simply a masturbation device!!
Ms. Delia
I LOVE this idea, Forrest.
A Fleshlight is really useful in so many places. I spoke to a wonderful stroker who taped it up under his kitchen table, so he enjoys his morning coffee thrusting and edging into his toy!
Maybe try that out?
Ms. Delia
Mistress Delia i now know what a Fleshlight is!I was going through a new sex toy site and they had loads of them!I don’t know if they used to be called pocket pussies or what.But i have seen them before and it’s been awhile since i did.They look like it be a very good thing to use one of them! 🙂
It sounds good to me that you can teach me how to make one and give me orders on their use as well! 🙂
It be nice to have something else to use on my little sissy clit besides my own hand! 😉
Oh jeff~
I am glad you learned about a Fleshlight! They are fun for tease and denial!
Ms. Delia
Mistress Delia yes they do look like they be a lot of fun to use and i don’t need to tell you my hand could use a rest! 😉
I just love to do tease and denial!I can stroke for hours before i can’t take it any longer and well you know what happens then! 🙂
I know what happens after long periods of stroking for sure!!
Mistress Delia i know you are no stranger to little sissy clit strokers like myself and what happens to use after you have teased and denied us for a long period of time!
You must love to see us finally shoot our cum and see it fly all over ourselves and of course watched us clean it up after! 😉
I love watching sissy cream get cleaned up!!
…I also love to deny sissies from time to time so watch out~~
Mistress Delia i just love to clean it all up while being watched and given orders by a beautiful Goddess like you!
I am no stranger to dry humping a couch either! 😉
I remember all the times i was home alone and my little sissy clit getting nice and hard in my pants!I would lay down on my tummy and put it going down the side of my pants and just rub against that cushion and give that couch the dry humping of my life!Of course i would bring myself to the edge and have to go finish off in the Bathroom on the toilet! 🙂
I love the idea of edging and enjoying the morning coffee, unfortunately I do not think some of the other people in my home would appreciate it as much as I would, especially at the breakfast table.
Fleshlight has introduced a mount that attaches to the small end and has a suction cup on it for using in the shower. I imagine it could be customized for mounting in other places as well.
Excellent jeff!
😉
Lol, Forrest!
What a breakfast you would have though! I wonder about the suction cup mounting for the Fleshlight.
🙂
Mistress Delia thank you so very much! 🙂
I would even dry hump my mattress as i lay in bed at night as my sissy clit got hard and we can’t forget about that even so fun “Morning Wood!”
That’s where some of the best dry humping happens when i wake up all rested and full of energy ready to just bang that mattress up against the wall all morning long! 😉
Mistress Delia thank you very much! 🙂
I love the idea that Forrest has about bringing it into the shower!I do have my dildo that has a suction cup on it and it’s fun to use in the shower as well! 😉
I can use it standing up or on my little sissy knees or i can (Like Fonzie use to say!) “Sit On It!” 🙂
“sex” in the shower with sex toys is excellent! I do recommend extra safety precautions as the shower can be slippery. I suggest playing down lower to the ground. Us the shower grip handles, and be very safe. Safe is sexy…and so much fun!
Mistress Delia i be extra careful in the shower with the sex toys!I prefer it on my knees any way! 😉
I also have my Vibrator to use in there as well.Don’t have to worry about the batteries in it though.I did a phone call with Ms.Serena on here featured day and Ms.Serena had me riding the Vibrator so fast and hard that the vibration on it no longer works! 🙁
Sex toys are best when used safely, especially in the slippery shower 🙂 I like how you ride toys on your knees! And HOT DAMN about Ms Sirena!! She is the vibrator breaker! Whoo!
Hi stupid little faggot!
Sex toys are best when used safely, especially in the slippery shower 🙂 I like how you ride toys on your knees! And HOT DAMN about Ms Sirena!! She is the vibrator breaker! Whoo! I would love to hear more about that!
Mistress Delia when i use my dildo in the shower it has a suction cup on the end of it and it really sticks to the surfaces in the shower better than any where else! 🙂
So i can stick it on the floor of the bathtub or the walls of it and it stays put but good! 🙂
As for breaking my vibrator goes,Ms.Sirena had me on my little sissy faggot knees with my dildo mounted to the wall in my room sucking on it like the worthless little cock sucking faggot i am! 😉
Ms.Sirena then orders me to take my vibrator (10″x2″) and slide it in to my tight little sissy cunt and slide it in as far as it will go and go up and down on it as fast as i can while still sucking my (8″x4″) dildo as Ms.Sirena was telling how she would like to get me on my little sissy faggot knees at the Adult Book Store and line up all the men there at the door to one of the movie booths and i would suck their cocks one at a time and each time a man would cum in my mouth i would swallow every drop he shoots in my little faggot mouth and then the next man in line would come in and take his place for me to blow as Ms.Sirena had me by my little sissy faggot head pumping it up and down on each and every cock while she was behind me fucking my tight little sissy cunt with a very big strap-on!I guess i got so excited by this i was riding my vibrator so fast and hard i broke the vibration control switch at the end of it that was against the floor! 🙁
WOW!
I guess you did get so excited that you broke that vibrator! What a great story! Now I truly understand how it broke 😉
Mistress Delia so glad you like how i broke the vibrator!
It was well worth it and i guess i can go without the vibrations from it until i purchase a new one! 😉
I have some favorite vibes. Perhaps you and I could shop for one, you naughty sissy slut!
🙂 Ms. Delia
Mistress Delia (Blushes) you know i just love being talked dirty to!:) Yes i am a very naughty sissy slut! 😉
Maybe this shopping trip could be to an Adult Book Store which by some strange chance just happens to have movie viewing booths in it?
We pick out a really nice new vibrator and slip in to the area where the booths are and next thing we know you have on my little sissy faggot knees in just my lingerie with men lined up at the door waiting to have a turn coming in for me to service while you are behind me breaking in that new vibe on me! 😉
slf –
Ohhh. Yes to adult shopping! What a sexy viewing fantasy!! We should role play that one & get you to break another dildo 😉
Ms. Delia
Mistress Delia adult shopping is a lot of fun and i just love the big selection of toys they have at the Adult Book Store i go to buy them.
Best part is when there are women there shopping!
I just love to see what they like to buy and usually it’s something pretty big! 😉
Most of the women are size Queens! 🙂
Of course most women are size queens!! I am glad you know that, and that you notice the toys they buy!!
Ms. Delia
Mistress Delia yes i noticed that most women are size Queens just about all my life which explains why they just laugh at a little sissy faggot like me with my pathetic little unerect 2″ sissy clit! 🙁
Yes, it is true. Most women do like larger cocks. Can you blame us? I thought not 🙂 So, of course we all would laugh at a little dicked man…like you!
Ms. Delia
Mistress Delia i don’t blame women at all for liking the larger cocks!
i admit i am a size queen also and just love to see that big stiff pole all the way up with that one eyed snake looking straight at me and blinking at me! 😉
I just love to hear Beautiful Goddesses such as yourself and any woman for that matter laughing at the tiny little 2″ sissy clit i have between my sissy legs! 😉