Hot Masturbation

Hot Masturbation

Another Masturbation Techique

That’s right, it’s Masturbation Monday strokers!  And today, you’re going to make yourself a kind of pocket pussy – out of your couch.  Give’s all new meaning to “More cushion for the pushing!”, doesn’t it  stroker slut!

What You’ll Need to Make a Cushion Pussy

Well, first, you’ll need a couch.  Then you’ll need Fleshlight.  You thought I was going to make you get a plastic bag and hump that?  Please, stroker, that doesn’t work.  There isn’t enough friction.  Although, for a cocktease  bitch like me, that would be pretty cool, don’t you think?  Making you hump a plastic bag in a couch, knowing that you’ll NEVER be able to get off?  Oh, did I say cool?  I meant cruel!

The Technique

Really, I have to spell this out for you?  Slide that Fleshlight in between the cushions.  Then get naked for me.  Make sure there’s lots of lube inside that pocket pussy, then slide your small, hard dick inside of it, and start humping away.  I really hope that couch is made of corduroy or wool, or something irritating.  I imagine something like microfiber will feel really good.  So hump away, edge at least five times for me before you shoot you’re load inside that Fleshlight.  Now, lick it out, just like it was me, and clean all your spunk out of it!

Hump That Couch