Hot Masturbation

Hot Masturbation

It’s All About The Friction

That’s what gets you off when you stroke.  Hell, it’s what gets me off when I masturbate in front of you to tease you with what you can’t have. Friction!  That wonderful feeling of rubbing your naughty bits.  It’s how, with just a little bit of imagination, you can have a wonderful hands free stroking session for me.

Look Ms. Delia, No Hands!

That’s right my stroking pets.  This week’s Masturbation Monday technique is all about humping the only other thing in your empty bed – your pillow!  All your technique comes from your legs and thighs in this one.  Let’s face it, you should be pretty familiar with this technique, it’s pretty much like dry-humping that coed in college!  You can do it clothed, but I’d really much rather prefer it if you get naked for me and hump that pillow nude.  Slide it in between your legs, and start rocking your hips back and forth.  Use your thighs to squeeze that pillow and vary the pressure.

The Body Pillow

If you really want to get freaky, you can “James Franco” that body pillow.  Did you see the 30 Rock  where he was in love with his Japanese body pillow, Kimiko?  Maybe you could have a sexy woman silk screened onto your pillow case and you could hump her every night.  You could hug it and kiss it and hold it tight to your body.  At least she won’t tell you your cock is too small!