Hot Masturbation
Come on, you know you’ve all done it!
You have, admit it, don’t lie to Ms. Delia! You know you’ve all humped your couch, a chair, your bed at one time or another. I know that for some of you, it’s really the only way you ever masturbate – even though you’ve tried all these Masturbation Monday assignments! So now, you get to do it my way, and under my expert control of your cock!
Preparation
Take that piece of upholstery out for a nice dinner….LOL! You don’t have to do that. Talk about public humiliation! And how humiliating would it be to take the couch home and have to beg it to let you fuck it? OMG, what if it says “No”? Well, thankfully, you don’t have that problem, because it’s just lying there, waiting for you to use it for your pleasure. Now, this is one time you DO NOT have to get naked. In fact, I’m told it’s much better if you wear something loose, like your favorite pair of sweats or boxers – especially if those boxers are silk. Think about how good it’s going to feel having that smooth material rubbing against your straining cock!
Do the Pelvic Thrust
The trick here is to make sure your hard prick is in a diagonal position against your leg and your pubes. Lay face down on the couch – or the bed, even the floor, I guess – and start doing the pelvic thrust. Oh, I’ll bet you look like such a silly, wanton slut as you grind against it, your cock trapped between the couch and your body. If you really want to get advanced, you can have your cock point straight up your body and rock your whole body from head to toe – like you’re doing the Worm…apropos, don’t you think?
You are so devious Ms. Delia and I love every bit of it! I love a couch humper, especially when he slides his Fleshlight between the cushions and thrusts at it like it’s a tight pussy! I had one excessively horny boy carve out a hold in his mattress so he could fuck that like he was sliding into something! lol 🙂
Oh Mistress Delia, I tried to do this but i felt wrong! I laid down and had Priscilla between my self and the pillow but, there were no pubes, so i knew, right away that it just wouldn’t work the way you laid it out, help me!
Mistress Delia i am a mattress fucked from way back in my teens! 🙂
I just love it when i wake up with morning wood or in the middle of the night and my little sissy clit has been awake 30 minutes before i have and just staring at me with his one eye wanting some action! 😉
I wear a pair of nylon shorts to bed and it feels good as i lay face down and have a little sissy clit pointed down my leg and i start to slowly rub it up and down and left and right having the time of my life dry humping it like an Old French Whore! 😉
In the day time when i am laying in bed and the mood strikes me i use the same method while wearing my blue jeans!I like to tease and deny myself orgasm as well not wanting to “Cream In My Jeans” as an old saying goes! 😉
Well, vanessa 🙂
That’s because priscilla is a sissy clit, and not at all a cock made to hump a couch! I think you need to be in chastity soon, and I want to help you get there 😉
Ms. Delia
Ms. Taylor –
I LOVE a Fleshlight between couch cushions!! Go you! Very sexy.
Ms. Delia