Hot Masturbation

Would you like a glass of balls with that?

You think I’m running out of Masturbation Monday techniques?  Oh, no, stroker pets, I have more.  I’m just getting warmed up!  You’d think Masturbation Month was approaching…wait, it is!  Only two more days until Masturbation May starts, and I’ll have even more fun techniques for all of my stroke-a-holics.

A Treat for Your Balls and Your ‘Taint

You’re going to need a drinking glass for this guided masturbation session.  Make sure the mouth is wide enough to dip your balls into it.  Get that cock out, and get it nice and hard for me.  Oh, what am I saying, you were hard when you clicked on this entry, weren’t you?  Sit on the edge of the bed and let your ball sac hang over the edge, then hold the glass right underneath them.  Now you can use a quick up and down jerking motion – one I am SURE you are familiar with, and start wacking off.

Teabag that Glass

As you jerk that cock, your balls are going to be bouncing and rubbing against the edge of the glass.  Let’s face it, it’s about as close as you’re ever going to get to teabagging anyone – unless you’re a switchy slut and you keep a nice sissy on the side!  You can even get the opposite edge of the glass to put some pressure against your perineum – that flap of skin between your balls and your ass pussy – your ‘taint.  All in all, it should give you some pretty unique sensations and get you to the edge in no time!