Let me think,,,Of course you need Cock Control!

Let me think,,,Of course you need Cock Control!

Masturbation May Is Coming

May has always been Masturbation Month here at Enchantrix Empire and all of us Cock Control Mistresses are preparing to tease, edge and, maybe – oh, who am I kidding, most likely – deny you!  I’s Masturbation Month – no one said anything about actual orgasms.  While we’re all getting ready, I thought I’d take this post and give you some tips so you can discover if you indeed do need cock control.

Hi!  I’m Jack, And I’m A Stroke-a-holic!

Hi Jack…or Tom…or Harry…or, I guess, Dick (hey, look everyone, Dick has a problem with dick! ROFLMAO!), we here at LDW can certainly help you.  Now, let’s ask a few questions, and if you answer “yes” to any of them?  You are a reprobate stroker and you definitely need some cock control!

Are You A Chronic Stroker?

  1. Do you lose time from work because you’re too busy jerking off to actually show up?
  2. Is stroking making your home life unhappy?  Not for you, you cock jockey – for everyone else in the house!
  3. Do you wank because no one else will touch that pathetic small penis?
  4. Have you ever felt guilty after a visit from Rosy Palm?  Like you just wasted all that precious, delicious cream?
  5. Have you bought a sex doll, a Fleshlight, or a pocket pussy because Rosy just isn’t enough for you anymore?
  6. Do you lack ambition to do anything else but pull that pud?
  7. Do you have the feeling that you must wrap that hand around your shaft at a specific time each day?
  8. Do you still want to flog the dolphin the next morning?
  9. Do you need to beat off to nod off?
  10. Do you suffer from weak orgasms?

If you answered yes to any of the above- you’re a stroking addict!  And the first step is admitting you have a problem, and your powerless over your own prick.  You need a higher power – like Ms. Delia – to gain control back over that cock!