Hot Masturbation

No…Not Porn

I’m talking about movies that tell you how to masturbate.  And I’m not talking about ones where some hot, sexy girl sits and tells you just how to jack off…you know, like I do when we’re on a call together?  Just like movies they show you in boot camp so that you don’t catch some type of disease – no STD’s with phone sex, just saying! – they produced these movies to teach men how to jerk off.

Some Interesting Facts

The video I found could have been completely bogus – maybe it’s a satire – but it was funny!  First, the presenter starts off by going over all the names you strokers call masturbation – spanking the monkey, jackin’ the beanstalk, pulling your pud.  Then he gets in to a nice pie chart – which I swear is true.  You’re all wanking the willie, but only 1 out of 100 will admit it!  C’mon, there’s nothing to be embarrassed about.  What you do need to be embarrassed about is how much you all do it!  That’s why you need a cock control Mistress – like me!

Cock Control – It Won’t Be Boring!

One thing I did disagree with?  The movie says masturbation doesn’t get boring.  Of course it does, especially when you do it the same way over and over again!  That’s why I’ve been posting my Masturbation Monday techniques for a year now, and why I’ve given you even more advanced options – like Masturbation Circuit Training.  And you know that every time you call, I’m going to give you a new, more interesting way to stroke your cock.  Masturbating the same way over and over will just give you weak orgasms – and you know you want those intense mindblowing ones only a cocktease like me can give you!