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We should fill that hand with some….CUM!

Health Benefits of Cum

That thick, white cream you spurt out when you shoot your load?  Well, I’ve been reading up and it has some health benefits.  Cum is great for your skin.  It actually tightens it up and gives it a nice healthy glow (must be why you all go for the facial…) And they say that women who swallow actually have lower rates of breast cancer – wonder if it will work for prostate cancer?  And they even say women who swallow are much happier, that semen is a natural anti-depressant.

Why Am I Thinking About This?

First off, it’s so hot for me when you eat cum – yours or someone else’s.  So many of you are so reluctant though, that I thought if I pointed out how good for you it was, maybe you’d give it a try.  And, did you read my post on Monday, about masturbation movies?  Well, part of that movie, the guy playing the doctor who was doing the movie has a pretty jacked model – who then proceeds to jack off, but I digress – and says he got those muscles from eating lots of beef.  I think that was code.  I think he sucked a lot of cock, and ate a lot of jizz!

Cum Gets In Your Eyes…

Of course, the movie was about masturbation, not cock sucking (damn, I love watching guys suck cock!), so they did “Handstand Masturbation”.  Yes, there was an illustration of a guy, standing on his head and jerking off!  Now, that probably takes a lot of skill, but the comment he made (“Make sure you keep your eyes closed, semen really stings!”) got me thinking.  The mouth is in between your cock and your eyes, so maybe you could just catch it on your tongue before it got in your eyes!

So, anybody out there talented enough to do Handstand Masturbation?  I’d love to watch it on cam!