Last week we discussed how many men cheat when measuring their penises. Honestly the quarter inch or so you get from the sneaky penis measuring cheats you do really make no difference. So today, I will show you how to correctly measure that nub, and then discuss how to make it larger!
Want a bigger one?
To find length…
Get nice and hard. Maybe you should tease yourself and see how many edges you can get to in 30 minutes! Now, take a ruler and measure the length over the top, pressed lightly into your pubic bone. For you chubby guys, this will help, because you won’t get shortchanged because of your Buddha belly!
To find girth…
Use a tailor’s tape measure, or, if you don’t have that, a string will do. Measure around the middle of your shaft, and don’t pull it tighly, just make it snug. If you use string, you’ll need to measure it against your ruler.
Small Penis Syndrome
It’s been dubbed small penis syndrome: the belief that you aren’t a real man because you don’t have a big penis, and for many of my callers, this is SO true and I have the pictures to prove it. Even if you don’t have a picture, now that you’ve measured, we can see where you really stack up!
What Can Make a Small Penis Larger?
It is still TOO small!
Traction devices that stretch the penis may actually add an inch or so to penis length,
Jelquing can help to add girth and some length. What is jelquing? It’s squeezing, holding and releasing your PC muscles – kegeling – while you tease and edge yourself
A great penis pump can help to pump up the penis, making the penis longer and thicker temporarily, and also can assist with erection problems, especially if you do not get fully hard. Being ROCK Hard can sometimes help with size – which is why I like to tease Jack for hours! Makes that cock even bigger!
I measured & I’m exactly the same size (well a little bit smaller actually)as a mini vienna sausage length , width & diameter when completely erect !!! & when I’m limp I’m half or less the size of a small mini vienna cocktail sausage !!! Also I’ve tried every penis pill , cream, pump , jelquing & nothing has ever made me any bigger ever !!! The only penis pump that will even work is a real mans penis head pump & mine has a super tiny opening hole & its only like 3 or 4 inch long pump ! I can never find condoms that fit even the smallest lik snugger fit are huge on me like 10 times bigger than my lil mini boner so a female at the store suggested Iuse fingercots as rubbers & you know what ? She was right fingercots are the perfect size for my tiny little erection to beat off in since all women tell me I’m way too tiny & small for sex & they all laugh at me hysterically & say no way I’m not gonna feel that ! So Ican only masturbate with two fingers into my pink panties or my lil fingercot rubbers only !
HAHAHAHA!!!
Fingercots. Oh wow that made me laugh out loud. I am imaging vienna sausages. Oh my, I must go laugh!!
Ms. Delia
Hi, Mistress 🙂
As usual, what a great post! Very informative on how to measure.
I’m pretty happy with my size actually. I have measured mine yearly. (Length: 6 inches, Girth: 5 inches)
I think being average is a great size really! because the way I see it:
: You can do anal easily.
:It’s still possible to have great sex, (all pleasure, no pain) but also there’s no real pressure on you to be good (if she had been “spoiled” by bigger guys in the past.
So it’s pretty much a win win situation. … After all, average is average for a reason.
… And like with everything, a big one could just get boring after a while Haha. I can imagine it to be just sort of a novelty thing for most women, to try out a big one once or twice.
Interesting way to look at it Whackoffboy!!
I am glad you measure yearly & are happy with your penis size. Not all can say that, and some do like to brag that they are better.
I like about 7″ to 8″, so not too big and a bit above average, but it is what I like. 🙂
I think all in all a man is either happy with what he has or is working to change it!
I am happy to help!
How embarrassed I am right now & ashamed mistress delia from you laughing at my lil dinky !!! Even real men who are average or smaller are 3 times or more my size when I’m fully erect ! I’m pretty sure any woman would rather have a real man with a thick 6inch cock than a lil sissy wimp pansy with a lil 2inch by 1inch pussy prick miniboner vienna sausage cocktail mini weenie like I’ve got !!! E
Does jelquing actually work?
I have a number of men who say it sure does. Pics to prove it… So I would say it sure could work. They are daily & devoted to it.
SO very TRUE pindick!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA
Wonderful post Ms. Delia, as if those “underendowed” boys needed to measure. There’s something inside them that just knows, isn’t there.
Yes, so true, Ms. Layla!!
The underendowed do find ways to “cheat” the system with creative measurement! True measuring lets them know what they have…or have NOT!