A small penis…there is NO Antidote!
Is it a SMALL penis?
Let’s face it, pin dick, there’s no antidote to a small penis. You’re stuck with it. One of my smallest pindicked caller, Kevin, decided he’d give it a try, though, and try to give you who are afflicted with a tiny penis some ways you might deal with your micro-penis.
Kevin’s Ways To Deal With A Small Penis
Kevin says”You know that old saying, “Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.” Well, I’m tired of hearing all the talk about men who have a below average penis and nobody DOING anything about it!”(Oh, Kevin, you’re so cute. You can’t do ANYTHING about a underwhelming penis, just accept it!) So, as a public service to small dicked guys everywhere, I have a list of antidotes:
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Yes, it is a SMALL penis!
Move to Texas (everything’s bigger in Texas)(You will still have a pindick…)
- Grow larger hands (maybe the small penis will grow too)
- Take a yoga class . . . for your tongue (This one I agree with wholeheartedly. Of course, pencil dick or not, every guy should take this yoga class!)
- Make millions by inventing the world’s best male masturbation machine then use it (I thought I was the best male masturbator!)
- Find a brain surgeon who can switch your pleasure and frustration wires.
- Reduce to zero your sexual expectations, at least insofar as “adult” sex is concerned
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Shocked it is such a SMALL penis!
Focus on pleasure sources other than partnered sex, such as solitaire, writing your autobiography, taking a long, hot scented bubble bath surrounded by lit candles and soft music playing in the background. Have I forgotten anything?
- Do something constructive: learn a foreign language, start a blog about personal development, quit a bad habit, or masturbate. ( But only guided masturbation!)
- Don’t worry; my experience has convinced me that you have a lot of company. Excuse me; I’ve got to go invest in Kleenex, Inc.
- I recommend the obvious solution for your disability: phone sex with Mistress Delia. I’ll make it all better. (Right Kevin?)
You Still Have A Small Penis
You see, nothing up above there is going to make your small penis into a big cock…but at least it will help you accept it!
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Mistress Delia,
Like clockwork! Thank you Mistress for your attention (and broadcasting my inadequacy).
Since we last spoke, another antidote occurred to me: a sexy female robot who accepts those of small penis! Not sure if a robot could be programmed and still be female. What do you think, Mistress?
On further thought, you ARE the best masturbator of males.
Thanks for publishing, Kevin
P.S. I’m not your smallest caller? Are you sure?
I love your list of ways to deal with a small penis and I couldn’t help but giggle all the way through them. The sooner that a pindick accepts reality, the faster he can accept that the way for him to please a woman is to make her laugh and allow her to use him. Hey, it’s better than sitting alone and jerking off! Looking forward to more fun Two Mistress Calls with you!
I’ve accepted this. The only way I can get hard is if I’m wearing a bra/panty as well you & the other mistresses dressing me in women’s clothes/putting makeup on as as well as lipstick/perfume/lotion. As Ms Cindy said no real man would ever let hot women do this to them but I’m a weak cream puff who has. Also if we have small cocks shouldn’t they be in chastity?
I think accepting it is the hardest part. You have to accept that women are not ever going to give you an “oh wow”. Also you will have to work a lot harder for female attention than most guys. I have come to believe women often have a way of sensing your size – even before they truly know for a fact.
Mistress:
Don’t know about any “Antidote for “men” Of Small Penis” but I can tell you that living in Texas my entire life, that there are a multitude of beautiful meaty man sticks here to play with till a sissy’s heart is content. Also, just so everyone knows, the only way this sissy can cum any longer is to be pounded and pounded by one of those gorgeous studs. However, my favorite thing to do is Suck on a Man’s Cock for an extended time while draining him at least two or three times. Nothing tastes better than a fresh warm load of man milk.
Sissy,
Jizzelle
Perhaps the smaller it is, the easier it is to accept its inadequacy. I realized at a very early age that mine was tiny, and it never grew, although the rest of me did. Navigating the world of dating, relationships, and sex with a penis the size and shape of a little sewing thimble, my place was always clear. The acceptance is wonderful.