Small Penis Humiliation

This is inspired by my recent session with a naughty little half-pint, and I DO mean “little.”  Though truth be told, he’s really a quarter-pint!

I Love Humiliating Pindicks

I love SPH!  The target is easy to hit, vulnerable, and oh so desperately under my control, whims, and spells.  Besides, it’s so amusing.  Well, maybe not amusing for the subject, but in the whole scheme of things, that’s a small matter! ( see what I did there…”small” matter!)  If you are pint-sized, read on you frustrated Don Juan!

SPH Turns On Pindicks

I should begin on a hopeful note by explaining how SPH is a turn on for small men because of the upside down world inhabited by these hard-luck dinkys.  Some new to the fetish are surprised by the counter intuitive mind set of these fellows.  After all, there isn’t a Small Dick Owner’s Manual.  (Not yet at least…be patient you Napoleons; I might just write one!)  One of the reasons SPH charms me is the wickedly bent psyche of so many of these lads.  You see, the reasonable–maybe a better word is “resigned”–small dicked male knows that his lack of virility just might yield female attention.  True, the attention consists mostly of laughter, consternation, contempt, pity, derision, or dismissal.  But, for these runts of the litter, it IS some type of attention from a beautiful, albeit unattainable woman.

Assessing Penis Size

My pindicked darling,  let me break the news: I assess you first by your dick size.  Here’s my reaction at the moment of truth when, for the very first time, I have you strip for me:

  • 2 inchers; ”Aw, how cute!”: this lad owns a micro penis, of which he very well may be proud; technically, he is ineligible for SPH; instead, he shall be subjected to TPH (Tiny Penis Humiliation)
  • 4 inchers; ”Tee-hee”: congratulations small guy, you are entitled to SPH!
  • 6 inchers; “Meh”: an average man; although he is oblivious to it, this guy NEEDS SPH (remember, I’m a size queen).  Darlin’, I’m not looking for average.
  • 8 inchers; “Zowie!”  A dominant male who has little use for SPH: he’s too busy fucking women.