Hot Masturbation

Hot Masturbation

It’s As Close As You’re Going To Get To A Pussy

Well, unless you actually take that cock out of your hand and stop chronically masturbating.  As long as you focus everything  on your needs and how badly you want to cum, you’re never going to actually find a woman.  Of course, that also assumes you don’t have a small penis or you’re not a premature ejaculator – or both.  I can’t do anything about a micropenis, but a Fleshlight might help if you have a quick trigger.

Training Your Cock

You know how much I enjoy controlling your cock and your orgasm.  With a Fleshlight, you can actually train yourself – under my expert direction, of course – so that not only will you have harder, more intense orgasms, but you will last much longer.  So, if you can tear yourself away from all that stroking, you might actually make some sexy woman happy that you’re cock is inside of her!

You Still Need Your Cock Controlled

I know that if I just sent you out to get a Fleshlight and left you alone, you’d be filling that fake love tunnel with gallons of cum – which you would of course clean out just like it was a wonderful cream pie.  So, you will need some guided masturbation instruction.  So, you know the rules by now, don’t you?  20 minutes of stroking or 5 edges, whichever takes longer before you turn that into a cream filled Fleshlight.  And try some different positions – shove the Fleshlight in between the couch cushions, or thrust in and out of it while it’s on the arm of the couch.

Give me a call and tell me the most unique place you’ve used your Fleshlight!