MORE UPSIDES TO HAVING A SMALL PENIS
I teased recent caller into a moaning, drooling frenzy. Were you that caller? Well, first, let me give you a familiar dividing line that women always use when assessing a male: do you have a small penis or a big penis? If you have a small penis, please read on.
I want you to feel good about yourself. No, I’m not talking about THAT! Stop masturbating for a moment, please. I do KNOW very well that you make yourself feel good with, um, considerable regularity. Yes, you are a masturbator. In fact, say it out loud: “I am a jerk-off.” Louder! Atta boy! You feel better, I bet. Well, as a small man, I don’t want you to sell yourself . . . short. Remember my blog about the upside of having a small penis? Read it HERE! Before return from vacation tomorrow, I want to share with you 8 more reasons you should be a THANKFUL for possessing a dinky dick:
1. No pressure to impress when you attend a party or visit the bar for hook-up purposes. You know the scene, every guy is trying so hard to excite the girl so he can get her in the sack later that night. Well, your m.o. has to be very different. You have to charm and romance a woman over an extended period so that she doesn’t overemphasize your . . . size . . . or lack thereof. Good luck with the lollipops and roses route, Mr. Peanut Penis.
2. Because you have a small one, you’ve honed your masturbatory technique to the finest point possible. It’s nowhere good as partnered sex, but what are ya goin’ ta do? A dainty dick means daily wanking: you know I’m right.
3. Once a woman knows you have a pinky dick, well, that probably takes a romantic relationship out of the equation. So, you are free to develop a friendship. You can be some hot chick’s friend-zone bitch boy. If she’s twisted (like me), very occasionally, she will allow you to masturbate in front of her and her girlfriends. VERY occasionally. Delicious, right?
4. Because you lack dick, you can grow a hand pussy.
5. You have a tiny dick, which means that you get rejected. But you get off on that, don’t you? Oh, Kevin, don’t lie!
6. You have a dud of a dude piston, which means frequent masturbation, which means many opportunities to slurp your jizz. You know, a little protein shake. (Hmmm, “protein shake,” that sounds like a synonym for jerking off.)
7. You like it when I call you “little buddy” and greet you on our phone sessions with, “Hey there, little dick, what’s up? Two inches?” . . . and then laugh.
8. We’ve never lived in a more sexual society. Your celibacy is so admirable in this day and age.
So, dear reader, were you that caller? Identify yourself in the Comment section below. After all, you do just about everything else to yourself! I want you to embrace “loser sex,” meaning “masturbation.” Call me and tell me that you love “loser sex.”
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I’ve been put in friend zone by girls I know and this means I’m not boyfriend material anymore:( they to also say I’m so nice:0 with feminization circuit training starting. I really am a cream puff girl. I’m about 2-4’ But when I dress up along with you and the mistresses doing this to me that’s when I get hard.
Hi, I learned long ago (when pants-ed by a group of my female classmates) that being tiny in the penis department instantly made me their “little buddy,” hee. They certainly never considered me “boyfriend material” in the first place because of my lack of height, and once they saw how tiny my little penis was, they kind of just began considering me one of the girls, more or less. I remember sitting there on Saturday afternoons with them in the park while they talked about guys and dates, and I think they half-expected me to join in!
Oh paulina, you ARE such a creampuff!!!
Ms. Delia
I identify with sitting with girls who are talking about guys and dates. They can treat you like one of them in a way. When I first heard girls talk about endowment and how they seemed to know who was and who was not endowed it was overwhelming/scary. I feel like they all think about it.
We do know, Owen…or at very least we find out.
No secrets! Yes! Endowment matters!
Ms. Delia
I got plenty of rejection which lead to chronic masturbating . I have embraced my short Cummings and ended up in panties and stopped masturbating . I crave SPH it helps shrinkage also anal toys have caused some shrinkage .I am under 2 inches and can not get hard and I would love comments
Well, I think this makes sense. These things DO happen when one has a teeny appendage! Ms. Delia