Ms. Delia’s Birthday
Last year my birthday was all about sex toys and my masturbation. This year I have a new goal of total pleasure and well-being. I think that sounds just right for me!
It is 1 Week Away!
Aren’t you excited? I know I am! I’m looking forward to a whole bunch of you calling me and telling me just what kinky, naughty, nasty things I can do to you to make my day special! Is Ms. Delia’s Birthday the day you are going to suck that first cock for me? Are you going to make a special cupcake for me…one with some special “cream” icing on it that you’re going to eat while I watch?
If you want to give me something more tangible, something I’ll remember throughout the year, you can always check out my Amazon Wishlist! Last year it was all about the sex toys, and this year, it’s still naughty and sexy, but there is more than sex there!
Birthday Spankings
Oh, I’m not going to be taking any birthday spankings, but I AM going to be giving them! If you call to get birthday spankings, I certainly will give you some naughty smacks, and you know that DOES mean more than my age! Maybe we can have birthday spankings…in my own unique way! You see, I do like to give 10 spanks for every year I’ve been around! A spankee’s ass will be nice and red when I’m done! Oh, and I have to have a bit of fun too….
A Birthday of Pleasure
Last year I decided to make my birthday all about sex toys for My Orgasms and My Pleasure, so this year I need to raise the bar! I’m thinking that looking at ALL aspects of pleasure makes sense. Every wishlist item I am loving has to do with My PLEASURE! Some new sheets or pillows or even a cozy and snuggly throw is excellent. Aroma therapy is something new I have been trying, so a diffuser lamp and some essential oils are very sexy! Of course, I have my fitness items. as I do love to keep in shape! And this year, I have a goal to eat more chocolate!
But what about orgasms? Oh yes! I plan many of those for my pleasure too, but for you I’ll likely give a ruined one! It’ll all about My Pleasure, of course!
Thank you as always for your birthday generosity! My goal of pleasure surely will come true this year.
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Happy Birthday Miss Delia!
Funny you should mention the cupcake with special frosting…my birthday is in just over two weeks and a lady friend is making me a special cuckold birthday cupcake. She is going to have her husband shoot a big load of semen out of his 8″ cock into the batter, and another load into the frosting and have me eat it all up 🙂