For the Small Penis Men out there, Part 1
Yes, This Is For You Pindicks
Awhile back, a submissive gentleman called me and confessed several of his “idiosyncrasies.” (sure, he can call it that!) One concerned his physical makeup. Something indisputably important. Something that sexual beings everywhere at one time or another contemplate . . . or in the case of insecure men, endlessly dwell upon. The topic figures prominently among size queens everywhere. It concerns men’s physicality and their ability to “punch” their partner’s ticket. What am I talking about? You know it well, don’t you? My caller observed that I had not blogged enough on the subject of small penises, then promptly confessed that he was NOT of Washington Monument proportions. Not blogged enough about pindicks? Has he read my blog?
I Love SPH!
Of course, he was quite wrong. SPH has been the subject of 25 of my blogs. Small penised males have attracted a very out sized proportion of my attention, particularly given their diminutive status. Full disclosure: none of my lovers have been small. Well, there WAS one would-be suitor; put it this way, none of my boyfriends have been small. I admit only stallions to my corral. You all know Jack…I didn’t marry him for his sense of humor. His cock size, his oral skills…
How Small Is Small
There is a Huffington Post article showing penis size distribution. The 3-inchers and below are an inconsequential portion of the US adult population. Based on the numbers, there would be little reason to blog about those fellows. Although, I must say, when they call, they try to tell me they’re “about 4 inches”. Now, the 4-inchers account for about 1.4 million American males and the 5-inchers for 17.3 million. That’s a lot . . . by a lot I mean NOT penis length but the number of men With so many such pindicks running around, why don’t I make it 26 SPH blogs? After all, these hapless men of small endowment do seem to be attention whores. But why? Seems counter-intuitive, doesn’t it? Well, there’s a lot of that conflict in the psyche of the small penised.
In Part 2, I’m going to tell you about a time I brought a pindick to a cock fight!
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I have always wished I was “big” or at least bigger or average. I first began to measure in Middle School when I though perhaps I was small. I don’t know what made me think that at first. Then I tried to think that maybe I was “average” and that all guys were my size. Locker rooms ended that thinking. I really could not believe how big many guys were (even though I hated looking I had to just to know). Then finally I tried to convince myself that girls “did not really care”. But quickly in high school it seemed like most girls truly did care and lots of them were not shy to say so. College was even worse as by then most girls had seen more than one and knew what the range was.
Oddly I don’t want girls to say “oh it’s okay, I don’t mind” or “It’s not that small”. For some reason that actually seems worse. This may not make sense but to me it feels ‘better’ if a girl says “of course you feel ashamed – that makes perfect sense. You should be ashamed”. If a girls says or takes that kind of position it is like she “owns me”. That is the feeling.
Dear Mistress Delia. Apropos that I am the first responder to this, don’t ya think? You mention a submissive gentleman. Very mysterious. Who might he be? But I’m disappointed at your rather blurred description “submissive gentleman.” Redundant, wouldn’t you say? Aren’t most SPH submissives “gentlemen”? I suppose not. In recognition of their shortcomings, they should be very gentle men. When they’re not, that’s when all sorts of problems start. Too many women are misdirected by the misleading vibes of the small-penised male who blusters to mask his substandard dick. So sad.
You have me hooked Mistress. Hooked in more ways than one. “Pindick to a cock fight?” OMG. Can’t wait for part 2. (On this short topic, there can’t be three parts, can there? Three installments would be too long for this topic!) -Kevin
I think at least some men of lesser endowment are attention whores because they think if they keep asking about it, whether or not size matters, eventually someone will lie to them and say “no”. Probably some women have. *giggle* Women are still socialized in O/ur culture to protect the fragile male ego, so if they’re disappointed when a man drops trou, plenty of women will do so. Hell, for all I know, it really may not matter to some women. But it’s a good thing we’re here for those who want to know the truth.